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Yup! :D

I had my first night out last night since New Years Eve, went to a house party and had four cans and was pissed (shows what being off the beer for a month can weaken you). No glasses there and I hate drinking out of cans and despite brushing my teeth four times since the party, I can still taste stale beer on my breath.

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My 3 friends and I drank 3 bottles of wine and 3 bottles of champers last night. Recycling bag is full!

I am having squash now. No more drink.

I'm drinking that High-Juice (Apple flavour) stuff. It's nice, but it feels wrong.

Does it feel wrong because the bottle is phallic?

No, that's why I bought it. It's just a bit too sweet.

Soon I'll be heading off to the Freetail Brewing Company to purchase 4 growlers (2 gallons) of their brews for today's Super Bowl party. I recently read that Super Bowl Sunday has surpassed New Year's Eve as the biggest party event of the year in the United States. My neighbor is expecting 40-50 people to attend his bash -- that's essentially the entire neighborhood.

Ah yeah, add some salt.

Quote: Leevil @ February 7 2010, 5:52 PM GMT

No, that's why I bought it. It's just a bit too sweet.

I'll keep my eyes peeled for one of those "doctors discover bottle in man's rectum" stories in the UK newspapers.

Quote: EllieJP @ February 7 2010, 5:41 PM GMT

My 3 friends and I drank 3 bottles of wine and 3 bottles of champers last night. Recycling bag is full!

I am having squash now. No more drink.

3 girls drinking 3 bottles of....

Were you getting wasted on Sesame Street or something?

Quote: DaButt @ February 7 2010, 5:55 PM GMT

I'll keep my eyes peeled for one of those "doctors discover bottle in man's rectum" stories in the UK newspapers.

Ahem you do know what a growler is in the UK...

Quote: DaButt @ February 7 2010, 5:55 PM GMT

I'll keep my eyes peeled for one of those "doctors discover bottle in man's rectum" stories in the UK newspapers.

I'll post a photo of the bottle cap once it's removed.

Quote: sootyj @ February 7 2010, 5:56 PM GMT

3 girls drinking 3 bottles of....

Were you getting wasted on Sesame Street or something?

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Quote: sootyj @ February 7 2010, 5:56 PM GMT

3 girls drinking 3 bottles of....

Were you getting wasted on Sesame Street or something?

:D

Quote: sootyj @ February 7 2010, 5:56 PM GMT

Ahem you do know what a growler is in the UK...

Something dirty, I hope.

Here it's a reusable half-gallon glass jug that brewpubs fill with beer for off-premises consumption.

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