Quote: chipolata @ February 5 2010, 10:22 AM GMTOi! It's a great song! I'm humming it now and grinning!
Just like that!
The Will Farrell Impression of Neil Diamond is immense. That makes me smile.
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Ian McCulloch is sounding more and more like Neil Diamond.
Rob is tired, and for the third day in a row woke up thinking it was Saturday.
Ellie is wishing she hadn't woken Rob up whispering Saturday.
Ellie is also tight chested again today but thinking doing marathon training last night wasn't the best idea.
Quote: EllieJP @ February 5 2010, 10:49 AM GMTEllie is wishing she hadn't woken Rob up whispering Saturday.
Ellie is also tight chested again today but thinking doing marathon training last night wasn't the best idea.
Serves you right for waking me up. Was that 'Saturday' you were saying; it's so hard to tell when you talk with your mouth full. 
I like a sausage sarnie in the morning, what can I say!
Quote: EllieJP @ February 5 2010, 11:00 AM GMT
I like a sausage sarnie in the morning, what can I say!
You may like a sausage sarnie, I don't like teaching children all day with crumbs in my underpants.
(NB 'Crumbs' is NOT one of the kids' nicknames.)
Keep it clean, people! Chip can't abide rudery! 
Quote: chipolata @ February 5 2010, 11:21 AM GMTKeep it clean, people! Chip can't abide rudery!
It was my use of the word 'underpants' which tipped you over the edge, wasn't it?
Quote: Rob H @ February 5 2010, 12:44 PM GMTIt was my use of the word 'underpants' which tipped you over the edge, wasn't it?
Bigfella was on about his earlier too! This talk needs 'chipping' in the bud! Hey?! Do you see what I did there? I replaced the word nipping with chipping.
Quote: chipolata @ February 5 2010, 1:03 PM GMTBigfella was on about his earlier too! This talk needs 'chipping' in the bud! Hey?! Do you see what I did there? I replaced the word nipping with chipping.
I would reply, but I am awestruck by your genius.
Ellie just watched 5 of the Finance team in her company take part in a cheeseburger eating competition and the winner only managed 6 and 3 bites.
Quote: EllieJP @ February 5 2010, 2:32 PM GMTEllie just watched 5 of the Finance team in her company take part in a cheeseburger eating competition and the winner only managed 6 and 3 bites.
Oh. Dear. God.
I've seriously been put off burgers now.
I read that as buggers.