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Quote: bigfella @ February 4 2010, 7:54 PM GMT

Just cleaned out my wardrobe - seven bin bags of clothes for the tip.

It is truely amazing how big everything was.

TIP! Angry

You should put them in a fabric recycle bin or take to a Charity shop.

Angelic

People are sending clothes to Haiti.

Quote: billwill @ February 4 2010, 7:57 PM GMT

TIP! Angry

You should put them in a fabric recycle bin or take to a Charity shop.

Angelic

A charity shop? Bill? I was in the top 0.001% of the biggest blokes in the country. Who would have them?

Quote: zooo @ February 4 2010, 8:08 PM GMT

People are sending clothes to Haiti.

Again, thought of that.

But really, they aren't going to be any use.

Quote: zooo @ February 4 2010, 8:08 PM GMT

People are sending clothes to Haiti.

They could use Bigfella's old pants as tents!

Quote: bigfella @ February 4 2010, 8:30 PM GMT

A charity shop? Bill? I was in the top 0.01% of the biggest blokes in the country. Who would have them?

A fabric bin then? They can then be used as material to make smaller clothes.

Quote: chipolata @ February 4 2010, 8:32 PM GMT

They could use Bigfella's old pants as tents!

Too many holes around the gusset region!

Quote: billwill @ February 4 2010, 8:32 PM GMT

A fabric bin then? They can then be used as material to make smaller clothes.

No doubt there will be one of these at the tip Smarmy

Quote: bigfella @ February 4 2010, 8:33 PM GMT

Too many holes around the gusset region!

Sick

Chip's wondering at what age men should stop wearing blue jeans.

Quote: chipolata @ February 5 2010, 9:48 AM GMT

Chip's wondering at what age men should stop wearing blue jeans.

When you start calling them 'blue jeans'.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 5 2010, 9:58 AM GMT

When you start calling them 'blue jeans'.

Yes, but you can get black and grey jeans. Which men can get away with wearing longer. Whereas blue jeans conjure images of Jeremy Clarkson. Errr

Quote: chipolata @ February 5 2010, 10:02 AM GMT

Whereas blue jeans conjure images of Jeremy Clarkson. Errr

Okay, it's when you start to associate them with Jeremy Clarkson or Neil Diamond.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 5 2010, 10:04 AM GMT

Okay, it's when you start to associate them with Jeremy Clarkson or Neil Diamond.

Neil Diamond
I wrote this song after I killed a drifter to get an erection

#FOREVER IN BLUE JEANS! #

He's great, Neil Diamond. I love his recent stuff, especially Pretty Amazing Grace.

Quote: chipolata @ February 5 2010, 10:16 AM GMT

He's great, Neil Diamond. I love his recent stuff, especially Pretty Amazing Grace.

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud ... :|

Quote: Gavin @ February 5 2010, 10:20 AM GMT

Laughing out loud Laughing out loud Laughing out loud ... :|

Oi! It's a great song! I'm humming it now and grinning! :D Just like that!

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