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Quote: roscoff @ February 1 2010, 11:58 PM GMT

I have a spare room and only require anal sex every other day.

I'm not really in to anal, but every other day doesn't seem too unreasonable. Do I get a cooked or continental breakfast?

If you can't answer the following:

1) What's the best club in Cardiff to be seen gettin' thrown out of, pissed, and covered in partly digested kebab meat?

2) What's Charlotte Church's pet guppy's name?

3) Name Stereophonics' favourite cottaging haunt?

Then you can in no way describe yourselves as Welsh or 'into' the Welsh scene.

Finally, the one opportunity since 2003 where I don't have to pretend I'm a Northerner.

:D

Quote: The Giggle-o @ February 2 2010, 7:03 PM GMT

Do I get a cooked or continental breakfast?

You get a Full Welsh. Whether you ask for it or not.

Bizarrely, I actually know Charlotte Church's chaffeur and he also ferries around Kelly Jones (the Anti-Adam Buxton). Maybe I could ask him the last two...

Dan

Quote: SlagA @ February 4 2010, 10:59 AM GMT

If you can't answer the following:

1) What's the best club in Cardiff to be seen gettin thrown out of, pissed, and covered in partly digested kebab meat?

2) What's Charlotte Church's pet guppy's name?

3) Name Stereophonics' favourite cottaging haunt?

Then you can in no way describe yourselves as Welsh or 'into' the Welsh scene.

Finally, the one opportunity since 2003 where I don't have to pretend I'm a Northerner.

:D

Trick question the answer to all 3 is SlaggA's bottom

Quote: sootyj @ February 4 2010, 11:40 AM GMT

Just can't keep away then sootyj?

This is like a masterclass in using the 'quote' button...

Dan

Quote: swerytd @ February 4 2010, 12:51 PM GMT

This is like a masterclass in using the 'quote' button...

Dan

Don't like to disappoint.

Quote: swerytd @ February 4 2010, 11:37 AM GMT

Bizarrely, I actually know Charlotte Church's chaffeur and he also ferries around Kelly Jones (the Anti-Adam Buxton). Maybe I could ask him the last two...

Dan

Why is it bizarre to know a chaffeur?

The coincidence is bizarre, not the knowing. Obviously I thought that was implicit which it clearly isn't.

Dan

Anal sex aside, did anyone hear anyfink about this? The link was removed from bbc.co.uk/writersroom pretty quick and when I signed up they said they'd be in touch re starting the season April, but...

I've not heard ought back yet.

Did anybody read the small print?

The privacy policy (which you needed to uncheck)stated that the producers (Israeli Productions) reserved the right to use your details in an undisclosed venture in Dubai and something about killing Hamas which I took to be a nightclub in Cardiff.

It's time to add 'BBC Wales' and 'Modern Sheep' to my RSS reader:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/writersroom/opportunity/whats_the_story.shtml

Cheers Gerry.

Dan

Their site is down. Anyone have Tidy Productions email address?

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