Sketch of the year 2008

It's a bit late.

But the 2008 award needs to be decided before judging on the 2009 competition can begin.
The shortlist has been sent to the anonymous judges and the winners & runners up will be posted on this thread as soon as we get the results.

Oh no! I dealt with one but not another! You can either deal with this in general or not at all.

Seriously though Steve, this is for peoples work to be looked over a judged now, not from 2 years ago, sorry mate.

All the results are in & we can now announce the winner of the 2008 sketch of the year.

In joint 4th place

KJ Smyling - School Chums https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/5605

Afinkawan - Terrorist Quickie. https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/10452

David Bussell - Robot Arms https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/8779

In joint 3rd place.

Ben - Vending Machine Sketch https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/5954

Badge - Harry Shit https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/10577

In second place

Nigel Kelly - The Fart https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/9158

And the winner of the 2008 sketch of the year is....

Dan Sweryt - Mr Men Vs Roger Hargreaves https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/6462#P131631

Well done Dan.

Congratulations Dan!

Well done Dan

Thank you, thank you.

I can honestly say, I have never won an award this late on...

Genuine thanks to everyone. It was (honestly!) completely unexpected (given the time frame).

This is my first writing award and it will have pride of place on that most virtual of sideboards: my BSG (as it still was in 2008) profile!

(With thanks Steve, of course, for his organisational skills in organising this award)

Dan

Yay to Dan and well done to the runners up but in Kanye West stylie I'd like to interrupt your little speech DS and remind everyone what a great sketcher Mr Sunshine is.

All hail the Sunshine.

God Bless America.

As one of the anonymous judges of this contest, can I just say that it's bollocks.

Ta.

Way to be anonymous!

Quote: Jane P @ February 3 2010, 11:03 PM GMT

what a great sketcher Mr Sunshine is.

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Dictionary:

Sketcher:

1. n.
A male who copulates frequently or well. (Taboo. Usually objectionable.) : 'Dan thinks he's a good sketcher'. 'She thinks Dan's a good sketcher'.

2. n.
A female who is known to agree to copulate readily. (Taboo. Usually objectionable.) : 'I'm out to find me a real first-class sketcher tonight'.

Source: Dictionary of Chavesque Slang and Colloquial Expressions by Edward Cogharr. Fourth Edition.
Copyright 2007. Published by Mantoliton Hill.

Quote: zooo @ February 3 2010, 11:39 PM GMT

Way to be anonymous!

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I don't care so much about being anonymous. I'm quite happy to tell people I don't like their sketches, I'd hope they'd do the same.

Quote: Morrace @ February 3 2010, 11:40 PM GMT

Dictionary:

Meddler:

1. n.
A male who copulates infrequently or badly or is a wind up merchent. (Usually single.) : 'He thinks he's not a meddler'. 'She thinks he is a meddler'.

2. n.
A female who makes up words or is known to agree to copulate readily. (Very popular of a weekend.) : 'Yes I'm a meddler – where's the problem?'.

Source: Dictionary of Chavesque Slang and Colloquial Expressions by Edward Cogharr. Fourth Edition.
Copyright 2007. Published by Mantoliton Hill.

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I like Morrace - he's funny. Why's he not on the list Steve? We need a new category for best feedback/ rewrite of a sketch.

Quote: Jane P @ February 3 2010, 11:03 PM GMT

Yay to Dan and well done to the runners up but in Kanye West stylie I'd like to interrupt your little speech DS and remind everyone what a great sketcher Mr Sunshine is.

All hail the Sunshine.

God Bless America.

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Thanks Ms West.

And yes well done Dan! And the rest of you, I'd give you prize or something but if I ever meet you a pat on the back and a half of cheap beer will have to do.

Oh and Steve well done you have put in time and effort into this and it should be well recognised I tip my invisible cap.

Wow, I didn't even know I was in this thing!

*wrestles trophy from KJ and Afinkawan*

I just want to say I couldn't have done this without the support of my peers. Thanks you guys! Also, God is a dick. Thank you!

Well done, Dan! Woo!!