It'll be an orgy - not a party.
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Quote: EllieJP @ February 3 2010, 1:08 PM GMTIt'll be an orgy - not a party.
Ah splendid. I can imagine Chip in the corner practising Onanistic rites. 
Quote: Rob H @ February 3 2010, 1:58 PM GMTAh splendid. I can imagine Chip in the corner practising Onanistic rites.
Practice makes perfect!
Quote: chipolata @ February 3 2010, 2:24 PM GMTPractice makes perfect!
You couldn't possibly be as good as me at it. 
Quote: Rob H @ February 3 2010, 2:26 PM GMTYou couldn't possibly be as good as me at it.
I challenge you, sir, to a w**k off!
Quote: chipolata @ February 3 2010, 3:49 PM GMTI challenge you, sir, to a w**k off!
I accept, sir. But I won't shake your hand, if you don't mind.
*looks for digestives*
Robyn is happy, despite having been an idiot yesterday by losing £15, and despite having to lug in a heap of books tomorrow.
You haven't been gambling as well, have you? 
No, I'm just stupid.
Chipolata's off to try and get some sleep after not having slept properly for about five day. Good luck Chip, I imagine you're all saying about now.
Billwill has returned from the Coronet.
Hic!
Oh Billwill you naughty sausage. Didn't go spilling any drinks did you? 
Chip had a good nights sleep. Probably thanks to all the wishes of goodwill from thd BCG. Oh wait, I didn't get any wishes of goodwill from you sticky cumballs! 
You are not supposed to say wishes out loud Chip, it breaks the magic.