https://www.comedy.co.uk/news/story/00000256/mark_thomas_election_candidate_search/
With so many people with strong views on this site, maybe we should try to a BCG member selected for this?
With ideas like bomb Switzerland, maybe they even be willing to invade France?
So my suggestion is Aaron,
Any other candiates that might like to put themselves forward, or be put forward?
I'd vote for IT David.
He can't stand I'm afraid. He's campaining to be the next Pope.
'Members of the public are being invited to apply to stand as an independent candidate using policies mainly based on those voted for in Thomas's stand-up shows'
That's me out of the running then. Who'd want to represent the Mung bean eating, Guardian reading, vegetarian, ethnic hat wearing, liberal chattering class Muppets that go to Mark Thomas' gigs?
It would be like the Monster Raving Looney Party but without the sense of humour.
*RC looks for his fair trade baseball bat*
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 2 2010, 6:37 PM GMT'
That's me out of the running then. Who'd want to represent the Mung bean eating, Guardian reading, vegetarian, ethnic hat wearing, liberal chattering class Muppets that go to Mark Thomas' gigs?
I bet he'll find someone.
What are Mung beans?
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 2 2010, 6:37 PM GMTMung bean eating
Check.
Guardian reading
Check.
vegetarian
Check.
ethnic hat wearing
My beanie is black.
liberal
Yup.
chattering
It's very cold up here.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ February 2 2010, 6:37 PM GMTThat's me out of the running then. Who'd want to represent the Mung bean eating, Guardian reading, vegetarian, ethnic hat wearing, liberal chattering class Muppets that go to Mark Thomas' gigs?
Other mentally disabled people.
"Windsor to be renamed Lower Slough" - Surely the other way around? Slough to be renamed Upper Windsor.
(Most of the other suggestions are f**king barmy too.)