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Quote: EllieJP @ February 2 2010, 10:07 AM GMT

My car was stuck at my boyfriend's house and I don't like leaving it there so drove it to work to take home later.

I miss my bike.

That's just your roundabout way of letting us know you had sex last night! Hussy! :P

*cough* And this morning *cough*.

Quote: EllieJP @ February 2 2010, 10:15 AM GMT

*cough* And this morning *cough*.

And you, with that bad cough too!! :D

Oh to be 23 again, and think that sex was better than sleep.

24 actually - and I value my sleep just as much.

Quote: EllieJP @ February 2 2010, 10:20 AM GMT

24 actually - and I value my sleep just as much.

Ah, you're getting your sex in now, before you become 25 and all saggy and wrinkly. Very wise. ;)

Oi!

I actually bought wrinkle cream at the weekend! :(

Which one Ellie? You don't need it btw, but everyone should moisturise and wear sunscreen.

I expecting a parcel from Space NK today to cheer me up. :) I got a big bunch of flowers yesterday. :)

It's a loreal one.

I have terrible lines on my forehead from worrying. I'm going to look like Gordon Ramsey (before Botox) before long unless I do some drastic creaming.

Quote: EllieJP @ February 2 2010, 10:57 AM GMT

some drastic creaming.

Smarmy

Quote: EllieJP @ February 2 2010, 10:57 AM GMT

It's a loreal one.

I have terrible lines on my forehead from worrying. I'm going to look like Gordon Ramsey (before Botox) before long unless I do some drastic creaming.

If you have crows feet early that's because you laugh / smile a lot!

So means you're happy too, but you should stop being happy if you want to do less creaming... *titter*

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 2 2010, 10:54 AM GMT

Which one Ellie? You don't need it btw, but everyone should moisturise and wear sunscreen.

I expecting a parcel from Space NK today to cheer me up. :) I got a big bunch of flowers yesterday. :)

Who love ya Dolly?

Or is the delivery man a stalker?

Quote: EllieJP @ February 2 2010, 10:57 AM GMT

It's a loreal one.

I have terrible lines on my forehead from worrying. I'm going to look like Gordon Ramsey (before Botox) before long unless I do some drastic creaming.

Well prevention is better than cure! The sun and smoking are the biggest contributers to wrinkled skin - so I'm f**ked. Oh and genes. My mum is in her 70s and has hardly any lines.

Quote: Paul W @ February 2 2010, 11:02 AM GMT

Who love ya Dolly?

Or is the delivery man a stalker?

Well my daughter suspected the flowers were from James Bond, but they were 'just' from her father. :D

Quote: Paul W @ February 2 2010, 11:02 AM GMT

If you have crows feet early that's because you laugh / smile a lot!

So means you're happy too, but you should stop being happy if you want to do less creaming... *titter*

Well that's also a problem. I always laugh and smile.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 2 2010, 11:04 AM GMT

Oh and genes. My mum is in her 70s and has hardly any lines.

My Mum looks great at 50 however, I look like my Dad. :(

Quote: Paul W @ February 2 2010, 11:02 AM GMT

If you have crows feet early that's because you laugh / smile a lot!

That's why I look so young

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ February 2 2010, 7:36 AM GMT

I remembered why I very rarely wear hats! Elliot says they reveal the fact that under my hair, I actually have an abnormally small head. :P

:D

Quote: bigfella @ February 2 2010, 7:46 AM GMT

No? About gambling addicts or something?

Yep. Online gambling, focussing on a couple of Londoners who have been big winners.

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