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Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 1 2010, 4:36 PM GMT

I've fallen over many a time, fallen off horses and worn some very high shoes but I've never broken a bone. Maybe it's all the milk I drunk as a child.

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I drank a lot of milk, and to be fair I was playing rugby when I broke it. So was going to happen. Going 23 years without breaking anything isn't too bad.

Quote: zooo @ February 1 2010, 4:33 PM GMT

My mum's broken her ankle twice and both times thought she'd just sprained it and carried on walking on it.

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That actually makes me feel sick thinking about that.

I was in so much pain.

Never broke a bone, but I wasn't the sort of kid to get into bone braking situations. Like play sports for example, but not not move or anything.

My dad has set all his own broken bones and has never been treated in a hospital in his life (until a couple of weeks ago). He didn't do a very good job with one of his fingers though and it's permanently bent.

I have osteopassivity.

Quote: Marc P @ February 1 2010, 4:46 PM GMT

I have osteopassivity.

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Bone idle?

Quote: Marc P @ February 1 2010, 4:46 PM GMT

I have osteopassivity.

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When you go for a urine test, do they just write PEE on the bottle?

*wonders if anyone will get that*

I don't

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 1 2010, 4:48 PM GMT

Bone idle?

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That's the one

Quote: Leevil @ February 1 2010, 4:48 PM GMT

When you go for a urine test, do they just write PEE on the bottle?

*wonders if anyone will get that*

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Is it one of your 'I've got a nurse girlfriend, I can make obscure medical jokes' jokes?

I very often think I'm too stupid for this site.

All your big words and clever word plays.

I'm just an Engineer, can someone do something clever with an equation once in a while. Just so I can understand.

Not that clever I'm afraid...

Nurse: What name shall I put on this urine sample?

Marc: Just Marc P.

Quote: Leevil @ February 1 2010, 5:06 PM GMT

Not that clever I'm afraid...

Nurse: What name shall I put on this urine sample?

Marc: Just Marc P.

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Some people break their necks and go for years without realising it.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 1 2010, 12:24 PM GMT

Oi! My work starts at 7.30am, getting my child fed and ready for school and doesn't end till at least 8pm - and then there's still packed lunches and school uniform to get ready, etc. Then that's 7 days a week (with no lie-ins) and on holidays too. Everyone I know who usually works outside the home who has looked after a child for the day says it's the most tiring job they've done. Plus you don't get paid and there's no pension.

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Fair enough.