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Quote: Rob H @ February 1 2010, 3:44 PM GMT

You've spoiled the little green coins for me. Never again shall little Billy from the orphanage benefit from my bourgeoisie shopping habits.

:D Orphans are overrated anyway.

Quote: EllieJP @ February 1 2010, 3:48 PM GMT

He's opened up a whole new world for me. :)

Dirty girl. :$ Lovey

Quote: chipolata @ February 1 2010, 3:53 PM GMT

Dirty girl. :$ Lovey

:D

Bigfella is home, very tired after working 8 days without a break and driving people to airports at 3.30 in the morning.

Have now got my laptop back from fixing at PC world. Now need to find all my software to install again. I'm thinking that office is lost.

Right, I'm going upstairs for a ....lie down.

Don't blame you Bigfella! Have a nice rest! :)

Quote: EllieJP @ February 1 2010, 3:48 PM GMT

He's opened up a whole new world for me. :)

Never before has Sick seemded such an apt emoticon.

In a ;) Lovey way. :)

If you sprained your ankle would you know about it straight away, or can it get worse with time?

Quote: Rob H @ February 1 2010, 4:04 PM GMT

Never before has Sick seemded such an apt emoticon.

In a ;) Lovey way. :)

Jealous! ;)

Is saddened that Branston Pickle doesn't taste as good any more. :( It's like they're using all the worst bits of the worst bits as the chunky bits.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 1 2010, 4:17 PM GMT

If you sprained your ankle would you know about it straight away, or can it get worse with time?

You'd know straight away.

Quote: Leevil @ February 1 2010, 4:19 PM GMT

Is saddened that Branston Pickle doesn't taste as good any more. :( It's like they're using all the worst bits of the worst bits as the chunky bits.

I had a summer job at the Branston Pickle Factory, when it was storing Green Gooddesses the national prison service files

Quote: EllieJP @ February 1 2010, 4:19 PM GMT

Jealous! ;)

Of a green chip? Never! Well, maybe just a bit...*wills himself to turn into a green chip*

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 1 2010, 4:17 PM GMT

If you sprained your ankle would you know about it straight away, or can it get worse with time?

Quote: EllieJP @ February 1 2010, 4:19 PM GMT

You'd know straight away.

Usefully, I was going to say it can get worse with time. Where's Doctor Tim when you need him? Huh?

Quote: EllieJP @ February 1 2010, 4:19 PM GMT

You'd know straight away.

Ah good. :)

The cat knocked a load of papers and books off the shelf on the landing onto the stairs. I just turned my ankle over trying to go down the stairs. It really hurt for about a minute and then I could walk on it and now it feels all warm and like it's filling back up with blood.

I think the cat is like the child in The Omen trying to kill me.

It does get worse, but you'd know straight away you'd done it. Believe me... I sprain my ankle all the time. In fact, I'd sprained it so many times that in the end when I rolled my ankle it broke.

My mum's broken her ankle twice and both times thought she'd just sprained it and carried on walking on it. :O

But that's a different thing.

I've fallen over many a time, fallen off horses and worn some very high shoes but I've never broken a bone. Maybe it's all the milk I drunk as a child.

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