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Quote: zooo @ February 1 2010, 3:09 PM GMT

Heh!
I'd still choose Waitrose though. They give you a green plastic chip to put in one of three charity boxes on your way out! I can barely contain my excitement!

I love that too. I get my sushi from there and love getting my green chip.

You people. You've lost all touch with reality.

Quote: Rob H @ February 1 2010, 3:10 PM GMT

It's impossible to go into Waitrose and spend less than thrity quid. Fact. I popped in yesterday to buy some polenta and capers (yes, yes, I have made myself that middle class ;) )and left thirty two pound poorer.

I have a brilliant deli near me that Mr Dagger starts to hyperventilate when he comes home and sees one of their bags in the kitchen, it's that expensive.

Quote: chipolata @ February 1 2010, 3:21 PM GMT

You people. You've lost all touch with reality.

:D

Quote: chipolata @ February 1 2010, 3:21 PM GMT

You people. You've lost all touch with reality.

I finding touching in reality is better than e-touching.

Quote: EllieJP @ February 1 2010, 2:52 PM GMT

Really? I did also get some breakfast bars and snack-a-jacks.

Ah, that's a little more like it then.

Quote: EllieJP @ February 1 2010, 3:31 PM GMT

I touch myself with a Waitrose green chip when I think of Chipolata.

:O

Quote: Aaron @ February 1 2010, 3:37 PM GMT

Ah, that's a little more like it then.

:D

Quote: chipolata @ February 1 2010, 3:42 PM GMT

:O

You've spoiled the little green coins for me. Never again shall little Billy from the orphanage benefit from my bourgeoisie shopping habits.

Quote: bigfella @ February 1 2010, 1:23 PM GMT

Ahhh..Thats nice. Always good to order a big stack of P45's very loudly in the middle of the office.

Everyone has gone quiet now.

Is that how you keep the staff in order?

Laughing out loud

Quote: chipolata @ February 1 2010, 3:42 PM GMT

:O

:D

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 1 2010, 3:21 PM GMT

I have a brilliant deli near me that Mr Dagger starts to hyperventilate when he comes home and sees one of their bags in the kitchen, it's that expensive.

God, I have a love-hate relationship with delis. I nearly fainted when a small pot (about 6) balsalmic onions cost me £4.00 a few weeks ago. Should have told him no, but didn't want to cause a scene. Bought a jar of balsamic onions in Waitrose yesterday. Seemed a bargain in comparison. Unimpressed

Quote: billwill @ February 1 2010, 3:46 PM GMT

Is that how you keep the staff in order?

Laughing out loud

We just get ritually moaned at.

Quote: zooo @ February 1 2010, 1:50 PM GMT

Stir fry good!
Prawn baaad.

Did you know that in the wild, prawns are transparent?

Your actual little 'invisible men'.

:O

Quote: Rob H @ February 1 2010, 3:44 PM GMT

You've spoiled the little green coins for me.

He's opened up a whole new world for me. :)

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