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Even better when you eat the King Prawn.

Ellie has just bought her lunches and breakfast for the week for a meer £12! Sorted.

Quote: Leevil @ February 1 2010, 1:54 PM GMT

Even better when you eat the King Prawn.

Me
"Your not so powerful now your majesty, out here I am king"

King Prawn
"NOOOOOOOO!"

Quote: EllieJP @ February 1 2010, 2:03 PM GMT

Ellie has just bought her lunches and breakfast for the week for a meer £12! Sorted.

My Spices and stuff cost £20! what are you living on? Cardboard?

Quote: zooo @ February 1 2010, 2:43 AM GMT

And the wallpaper!

I think it was a hotel room. We used to rent them for underage drinking/smoking parties.

Quote: Gavin @ February 1 2010, 2:06 PM GMT

My Spices and stuff cost £20! what are you living on? Cardboard?

No, I bought 3 microwave pasta meals, 2 nice soups, some bread and some cereal for the mornings.

Quote: EllieJP @ February 1 2010, 2:10 PM GMT

No, I bought 3 microwave pasta meals, 2 nice soups, some bread and some cereal for the mornings.

Ahhh Microwave stuff fair enough. Mine cost more because it's proper food.

Yeah I can't keep lots of things in the fridges at work. They wouldn't be happy.

Ahhhhhh I take in a spud. Like a fat handed farmer.

Quote: Gavin @ February 1 2010, 2:19 PM GMT

Ahhhhhh I take in a spud. Like a fat handed farmer.

That's a good idea. I'd have to buy fillings though. Although beans would be cheap. Might do that next week.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ February 1 2010, 9:32 AM GMT

Angelic

:O Kinky! I bet Elliot's counting his lucky stars there.

Quote: Gavin @ February 1 2010, 12:14 PM GMT

Is anyone else having trouble getting into it this year?

Wave

Quote: EllieJP @ February 1 2010, 2:03 PM GMT

Ellie has just bought her lunches and breakfast for the week for a meer £12! Sorted.

Bit pricey!

Quote: Aaron @ February 1 2010, 2:43 PM GMT

Bit pricey!

Really? I did also get some breakfast bars and snack-a-jacks.

Blimey, I walk out of Waitrose with one oyster and a bag of pasta and I've managed to spend £30.

Heh!
I'd still choose Waitrose though. They give you a green plastic chip to put in one of three charity boxes on your way out! I can barely contain my excitement!

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ February 1 2010, 3:00 PM GMT

Blimey, I walk out of Waitrose with one oyster and a bag of pasta and I've managed to spend £30.

It's impossible to go into Waitrose and spend less than thrity quid. Fact. I popped in yesterday to buy some polenta and capers (yes, yes, I have made myself that middle class ;) )and left thirty two pound poorer.

Quote: zooo @ February 1 2010, 3:09 PM GMT

Heh!
I'd still choose Waitrose though. They give you a green plastic chip to put in one of three charity boxes on your way out! I can barely contain my excitement!

Yes little Dagger has to spend ages deciding which ones to give the green chips to; will it be the one for old people with terminal illnesses, the one for blind orphans or the goats with athletes foot? The bloody animals always win.

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