I want to put my youngest back from whence he came.
Are all teenage boys bastards or just mine??
Dont get me wrong he is a gorgeous looking specimen, takes after his mum.
He is kind, hard working & polite but he sure gets stroppy. He has a girlfriend who he loves to make bed music too. We just turn the TV up to fookoff loud.
His room, which I am not allowed in, but go in anyhoo, is a pigsty. I have a duty as a mummy to check his room for drugs & condoms. Dont I?
Ps. Never found drugs, well a wee bit of weed once. Which I stole & smoked.
He says he will do something but never does. Eg his room.
When I scream at him that he has not tidied said room, he hollers back that I should not know as i am not supposed to go in his room.
He thinks he knows everything, he has an answer for everything.
Most importantly I am petrified that the bed music will produce a baby.
That will make me a gran. I am too young & beautiful to be a granny.
Saying all that though, my eldest who is 21 has now left home. I am dreading the day the baby one followes. He recently went to see his dad in Scotland & told me on his return, "I might move up there".
I flung myself on the floor & wailed, hung on to his ankles & begged him to stay. He looked at me a tad funny but i knew it was with love.
The little bastard.
Sounds an intresting household Charley I'm suprised any bed music being made with purple walls or have you managed to do the decorating in that room?
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