It's all happening at Tesco!
Pensioners cuffed for Tesco 'sex romp'
Alleged indecency incident in bakery aisle
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/01/29/tesco_incident/
I read the news today oh boy! Page 79
That's pretty impressive for a 78 year old.
Quote: Kenneth @ February 1 2010, 8:35 AM GMTIt's all happening at Tesco!
Pensioners cuffed for Tesco 'sex romp'
Alleged indecency incident in bakery aisle http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/01/29/tesco_incident/
An ex friend of mine was a cleaner at Tesco and saw a couple having sex, he just went to the next aisle until they were done.
Quote: Paul W @ February 1 2010, 9:25 AM GMTAn ex friend of mine was a cleaner at Tesco and saw a couple having sex, he just went to the next aisle until they were done.
Were they good-looking?
Quote: Paul W @ February 1 2010, 9:25 AM GMTAn ex friend of mine was a cleaner at Tesco and saw a couple having sex, he just went to the next aisle until they were done.
Did they have to go and clean up any, er, "spillages", once they'd finished?
Very unhygenic.
In tonight's Evening Standard they report that scientists have proven that women take longer to respond to jokes, think harder about them, and have a lower expectation of finding them funny.
It would seem we're quite hard to please.
Steve? Want to chip in now?
Inventor unveils $7,000 talking sex robot
http://edition.cnn.com/2010/TECH/02/01/sex.robot/
It looks like Katherine Tate.
Or Gillian McKeith or Princess Beatrice.
Quote: EllieJP @ February 2 2010, 9:03 AM GMTIt looks like Katherine Tate.
There certainly is a spooky resemblance. Perhaps the sex robot is aimed at Doctor Who fans.
Quote: Kenneth @ February 2 2010, 9:38 AM GMTThere certainly is a spooky resemblance. Perhaps the sex robot is aimed at Doctor Who fans.
Can you imagine it talking to you in that really annoying voice?
Quote: chipolata @ February 1 2010, 10:59 AM GMTDid they have to go and clean up any, er, "spillages", once they'd finished?
I think he just dodged that aisle the rest of the evening...
Quote: zooo @ February 1 2010, 1:02 PM GMTVery unhygenic.
Yeah it was down the dog food aisle, dirty bastards.
Quote: Kenneth @ February 1 2010, 10:38 AM GMTWere they good-looking?
*shrug* I assume not or they'd be doing it on the internet or in waitrose.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2010/feb/02/equality-laws-unjust-pope-uk
Pope Benedict XVI marked the announcement of his first papal visit to Britain with an unprecedented attack on the government's equality legislation yesterday, claiming it threatened religious freedom and ran contrary to "natural law".
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The pope said: "The effect of some of the legislation designed to achieve this goal [of equality] has been to impose unjust limitations on the freedom of religious communities to act in accordance with their beliefs. In some respects it actually violates the natural law upon which the equality of all human beings is grounded and by which it is guaranteed."