haha Christ got totally nailed on the cross. Hey on that subject, does anybody find it weird how Christians wear a cross on their necks and wait for the 3rd coming? that's like having a friend survive a frenzied knife attack, and wearing a machete knife around your neck to his homecoming party. No wonder Christ hasn't come back yet! He's probably dropped by, and been like "holy shit! these jews are still pissed at me man. beam me up scotty!" stop reminding him of that ordeal maan!
Hey did you hear this one? "Christ forgave the hoar". Last time I offered a hoar forgiveness for the sin she just committed, her pimp told me to pay up, or get cut up.
I love the Haiti maan. seriously, Pineapple, ham, de-licious! oh wait, that's the hawaian. Any body watch the Haitian tragedy unfold and think what I'm thinking? Bunch of moaners, "ooh I lost my son, a building fell on him". seriously, what makes bbc news think I want to watch this shit? haven't I got enough problems in my life? I had to take a ride in my jeep just to let off some steam.
My son came up to me the other day, and was like "dad, I don't even know where Haiti is". I just said "well, now you don't need to know son."
Seriously, Haiti man. It made me happy, but that's because I hate all humans. And I also discovered something about myself whilst watching that tragedy unfold man. Like they were showing this village, and, I concentrated real hard on this house. It fell down like a ton of shit. I did that. But lets face it, telekenesis is the only possible way that I am ever going to experience bringing the house down. Thank you good night!
