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Quote: Griff @ January 28 2010, 2:40 PM GMT

Dad's Army boardgame banned on Ebay

Laughing out loud

What about that Colditz game someone used to always bring into school on the last day of term?

It says the Colditz game is actually on sale on ebay.

Quote: Griff @ January 28 2010, 2:40 PM GMT

Dad's Army boardgame banned on Ebay

Stupid ebay. And stupid Daily Mail for poor spelling: Mr Davidson said: 'I couldn't believe it when they sent me an email telling me my Dad's Army board game could insight violence and hatred... The game contains all the famous characters from the TV series, including Captain Mainwaring, Sergeant Wilson, Corporal Jones, Pike, Fraser, Godfrey, Hodges and even the Vicar and the Verge.

Quote: Griff @ January 28 2010, 2:40 PM GMT

Dad's Army boardgame banned on Ebay

Oh FFS.

"A midwife suggested during a TV debate that breast milk may not be any better for older children than drinking cola."

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20100129/tuk-gmtv-breast-milk-comments-spark-row-6323e80.html

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Quote: Morrace @ January 29 2010, 4:23 PM GMT

"A midwife suggested during a TV debate that breast milk may not be any better for older children than drinking cola."

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20100129/tuk-gmtv-breast-milk-comments-spark-row-6323e80.html

Please don't get me started on this. Her argument was that breastmilk contains more sugar than cow's milk. Fruit also contains sugar; so according to her reasoning fruit is just as bad for children as sweets. I did see her on TV and I could say she was one of those dried up old pruney type women, but that would be childish.

"Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?"

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No.

My mum had silver-topped nipples, so I was okay.

Quote: Leevil @ January 29 2010, 4:45 PM GMT

"Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?"

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No.

Hah! I honestly thought you posted a photo of some transvestites. What's going on with the two at the end?

London Olympics logo likened to Lisa Simpson giving London a blowjob: http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/artblog/2007/jun/05/howlisasimpsontooktheolym

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I'm not sure about that, but it is ghastly.

It's Sideshow Bob blowing Mr Smithers obviously.

Also if you think it's Lisa you're risking getting anyone who looks at said image tried as a paedophile.

I'm typing with my eyes shut thank you very much.

Best headline ever?

http://www.peterboroughtoday.co.uk/news/mps-call-for-jobs-blow.5919884.jp

Quote: Kenneth @ January 30 2010, 7:43 AM GMT

London Olympics logo likened to Lisa Simpson giving London a blowjob: http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/artblog/2007/jun/05/howlisasimpsontooktheolym

I'm not sure about that, but it is ghastly.

Don't get me started on that abhorrence. Angry

Quote: Leevil @ January 30 2010, 1:06 AM GMT

Hah! I honestly thought you posted a photo of some transvestites.

I did.

Quote: Aaron @ January 31 2010, 6:10 PM GMT

I did.

:D

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