swerytd
Sunday 31st January 2010 11:10pm
Guildford
7,542 posts
One of these was recorded. No idea which one as it didn't get broadcast. So something in this list is nearly good enough, and the rest aren't good at all.
Dan
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This 16-year-old boy who wants a sex change: he's got some balls...
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I can't believe they're giving Viagra to criminals on home leave. Thank goodness they're not the hardened ones...
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So there's a boom in selling out-of-date food on the internet now, is there? Honestly, I'm sure all this was best before the recession.
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OAPs? GBH? ABH? And there's me thinking they're all sat at home watching Countdown.
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Sending signals out into space might cause aliens to attack us. I tell you what – I'd quite happily blow a whole planet to smithereens if they were beaming hour after hour after hour of Celebrity Big Brother at me!
CORRECTION:
Last week, we of course meant that writers will be awarded 75% royalties on e-Books and not that Bookies will be awarded 75% of Royalty.
CORRECTION:
We apologise for last week's error concerning Leonardo da Vinci. We correctly stated that the Mona Lisa was based on his own face. However, he is an artist and not, as we claimed, the owner of LDV Vans Limited.