What are you reading right now? Page 96

Quote: EllieJP @ January 28 2010, 10:08 AM GMT

I like that a lot. Can we just make up kennings? Or are there set kennings we have to use?

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You can just make 'em up! I like clothes as "modesty-preservers".

Quote: zooo @ January 28 2010, 7:42 PM GMT

I thought JD Salinger was already dead.

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I said "Oh no!" when I heard, and then after a silence said "...I thought he was already dead..."

Quote: chipolata @ January 28 2010, 10:00 AM GMT

WTF???

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How the things you do constitute perceptions of your gender, and how this varies depending on if you are in private or public situations.

I love Catcher in the Rye for many reasons, but mostly because every year in my ignorant hick home town, some moron always goes to the school board to get it banned.

My bank statement -_-.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ January 29 2010, 7:27 AM GMT

My bank statement -_-.

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Think that's grim you wanna read mine. It's like a bag full of kittens being drowned.

Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ January 28 2010, 10:03 PM GMT

You can just make 'em up! I like clothes as "modesty-preservers".

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Hehe! Excellent.

I want to think of one.

Brooker - The Hell Of It All

Quote: EllieJP @ January 28 2010, 3:48 PM GMT

Nice 100th page post Chip!

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Somebody must have deleted a post so that I bounced back to the end of page 99! The swine.

F**kers.

Quote: chipolata @ January 29 2010, 10:36 AM GMT

Somebody must have deleted a post so that I bounced back to the end of page 99! The swine.

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John 'Stone Cold' Lucas' parting shot, I'll wager.

It had to be coming.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8487552.stm

Quote: The Giggle-o @ January 29 2010, 1:40 PM GMT

It had to be coming.

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... right in your eye.

Quote: chipolata @ January 29 2010, 10:36 AM GMT

Somebody must have deleted a post so that I bounced back to the end of page 99! The swine.

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The Stewardesses? Sounds like BBC Comedies next stab at a big silly studio sitcom.

Quote: Griff @ January 29 2010, 2:05 PM GMT

3D porn is nothing new

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Nom, nom, nom!