The 2010 BCG earthquake was magnitude 4.0 Mw. It occured on January 25, 2010, 10:28 PM GMT. Its epicentre was:
https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/16542
Amongst those injured; Justin Lee Collins (hit by housebrick), and banned opposition leader Roodeye. The local Creative Comedy Workshop collapsed, seriously injuring the feelings of many, including innocent 'Newsjack' contributors.
Some 'Reneg Aid Sans Frontières' workers recovered a damaged audio tape cassette and handed it to me. Some parts were damaged and therefore distorted - so I've transcribed and edited as I think fit. To paraphrase the late great Eric Morecambe:
"I wrote all the right quotes, but not necessarily in the right order.
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CARL PARK:
I think I'm the victim of 'misplaced rage'.
GRIFF:
That was hardly mass hysteria and rioting.
DOLLY DAGGER
You know, the way their voices always go 'up' at the end?
CARL PARK:
Kill the infidel! Alalalalalalalala!'
KEVIN MURPHY:
An hour ago I would have disagreed with this statement.
GRIFF:
That's twat talk, quite frankly.
LEEVIL:
Um, I liked it.
NOGGET:
I liked it, on a few levels.
KEVIN MURPHY:
At least judge it on its merits.
BADGE:
Fair enough. It's too long.
CARL PARK:
I don't think it was too long
TIMBO:
The hand that feeds can consider itself gummed.
GRIFF:
Our experience of bacon sandwiches is that we generally quite like them
CARL PARK:
Wow, there's a whole inference here that I've totally missed.
SOOTYJ:
Damn I thought it was a pop at my sausage machine.
CARL PARK:
Who wants to have sex with me. Probably.
GERRY MCDONNELL:
Nice.
SOOTYJ:
Pret A Manger to sell homosexual sandwiches. who would buy something so depraved?"
GRIFF:
Speak for yourself, knuckledragger. You keep trying to sell them filthy kebab meat.
SOOTYJ:
That's both patronising and racist.
CARL PARK:
It's a shame, it really is, but I'm not the villain here.
GRIFF:
You're significantly overplaying the martyrdom now.
AARON:
Did someone say booby?
SOOTYJ:
When you're famous Aaron can use that quote?
AARON:
Mmmmm. Booby.
SLAGA:
It's the booby prize,
BADGE:
Good grief what a load of balls.
SLAGA:
I'm in moderator mode.
GRIFF:
Thanks for that SlagA, that's cleared everything up.
SLAGA:
I should have added the phrase, "In general..."
TIMBO:
That's all right then.
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At that point, the tape got caught and was 'eaten' by the machine.
