NT.DAY.MAGISTRATES COURT.
TWO MEN ARE SAT EITHER SIDE OF A WOMAN AT A LONG DESK.IN FRONT OF THEM A MAN IS STOOD.
Woman: So Mister Truman,you say your claim is against the council
and...
THE DOOR BURSTS OPEN AND TWO MEN COME IN SINGING.
First Man: Hit me with your rhythm stick.
Second Man: What a waste.
First Man: Sex and drugs and rock n roll.
Woman: [SHOUTING] What's going on?
Truman: Oh sorry,they're here to represent me,they're from
Ian Dury lawyers for you.
