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Huzzah, the recession's officially over! Whistling nnocently

Unimpressed

We all know the truth about that.

Why's petrol 111.99 at my local petrol station then...

Very tempted to sell my car and get a moped or something.

Quote: Paul W @ January 27 2010, 8:30 AM GMT

Why's petrol 111.99 at my local petrol station then...

Very tempted to sell my car and get a moped or something.

Because you are a driver the offical "go to guys" for raping with taxes.

Quote: Paul W @ January 27 2010, 8:30 AM GMT

Why's petrol 111.99 at my local petrol station then...

You live up t'North.

Quote: Paul W @ January 27 2010, 8:30 AM GMT

Why's petrol 111.99 at my local petrol station then...

I just paid the equivalent of 40p/liter. Seems to be creeping back up, but still only $2.45/gallon.

Found a diary I kept when I was 15 in the 1980s. Classic quotes include;

"bumped into Kev T on way home. Thought he was an attacker so kicked his legs."

"T's party was crap, so we stole his paprika. It was only Happy Shopper paprika."

"spent the afternoon dancing in Sarah's road to Roxy Music with scarves."

"Tripped on the steps outside the Samaritians on the way home. Where were they to help? Bastards. And I grazed my chin."

"Mr R told us to take down our naked picture of Mickey Rourke. The one of Gary Glitter can stay though."

Quote: EllieJP @ January 27 2010, 9:58 AM GMT

You live up t'North.

you mean the Midlands right?

How much is it for you southerns?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 27 2010, 1:58 PM GMT

"Mr R told us to take down our naked picture of Mickey Rourke. The one of Gary Glitter can stay though."

Laughing out loud

Yes, tis very ironic. And I wonder what happened to my Mickey Rourke poster?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 27 2010, 1:58 PM GMT

Found a diary I kept when I was 15 in the 1980s. Classic quotes include;

"bumped into Kev T on way home. Thought he was an attacker so kicked his legs."

"T's party was crap, so we stole his paprika. It was only Happy Shopper paprika."

"spent the afternoon dancing in Sarah's road to Roxy Music with scarves."

"Tripped on the steps outside the Samaritians on the way home. Where were they to help? Bastards. And I grazed my chin."

"Mr R told us to take down our naked picture of Mickey Rourke. The one of Gary Glitter can stay though."

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Richard Herring seems to source a lot of his material from his old diaries.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 27 2010, 1:58 PM GMT

Found a diary I kept when I was 15 in the 1980s. Classic quotes include;

"bumped into Kev T on way home. Thought he was an attacker so kicked his legs."

"T's party was crap, so we stole his paprika. It was only Happy Shopper paprika."

"spent the afternoon dancing in Sarah's road to Roxy Music with scarves."

"Tripped on the steps outside the Samaritians on the way home. Where were they to help? Bastards. And I grazed my chin."

"Mr R told us to take down our naked picture of Mickey Rourke. The one of Gary Glitter can stay though."

Oh my god! ACE!

That's made me worry where my diary is from when I was 14. I think my Mum might have a heart attack if she ever read that!

Quote: Paul W @ January 27 2010, 2:17 PM GMT

you mean the Midlands right?

It's above me, so it's North.

And it's still bloody expensive here. They say they mix piss in with petrol up North though. It's like coke down here is mixed with flour. Of course you can't power cars with coke... YET!

There's a potentially veerrrrrry embarrassing thread in this old diaries mullarkey!

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 27 2010, 2:28 PM GMT

Yes, tis very ironic. And I wonder what happened to my Mickey Rourke poster?

I love that you stole paprika! Laughing out loud

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