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Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 27 2010, 10:00 AM GMT

Chip: What is this water leaking from my eyes? Is this what you humans call tears?

Aw, he's probably flirting with a work experience girl in the kitchen, over the HobNobs.

Chip
I know another nob with lumpy bits and is tasty baby.

Quote: Gavin @ January 27 2010, 9:52 AM GMT

Ticket
Haha That's Chips

:D

Quote: Gavin @ January 27 2010, 9:58 AM GMT

Buy into the lie ;)

I'm going to save up for a carbon zero Tellytubby house like Gary Neville:

http://www.architectsjournal.co.uk/news/daily-news/make-draws-up-teletubby-style-home-for-gary-neville/5213383.article

Quote: john lucas 101 @ January 27 2010, 10:19 AM GMT

I'm going to save up for a carbon zero Tellytubby house like Gary Neville:

http://www.architectsjournal.co.uk/news/daily-news/make-draws-up-teletubby-style-home-for-gary-neville/5213383.article

What the Fock. It's a flower.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 27 2010, 10:00 AM GMT

Aw, he's probably flirting with a work experience girl in the kitchen, over the HobNobs.

Or he's hanging out with his mate Roy Walker

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Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 27 2010, 10:27 AM GMT

Or he's hanging out with his mate Roy Walker

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He looks quite a beepy kinda robot.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ January 27 2010, 10:29 AM GMT

He looks quite a beepy kinda robot.

That's Mr Chips!

I am currently putting off making a series of boring but important phone calls until my voice is working properly.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 27 2010, 10:34 AM GMT

That's Mr Chips!

I am currently putting off making a series of boring but important phone calls until my voice is working properly.

Phone up all with your voice all husky. Bet a £5 you get whatever your phoning for done in 1/2 the time it'd usually take.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 27 2010, 10:34 AM GMT

That's Mr Chips!

I am currently putting off making a series of boring but important phone calls until my voice is working properly.

What's up with your voice?

There was a crazy man in the lobby just shouting hoarsely into a walky-talky.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ January 27 2010, 10:36 AM GMT

What's up with your voice?

Quote: Gavin @ January 27 2010, 10:35 AM GMT

all husky.

:D

Combination of smoking (although I haven't smoked since Monday) and central heating. I sound like Fenella Fielding.

Quote: chipolata @ January 27 2010, 10:41 AM GMT

There was a crazy man in the lobby just shouting hoarsely into a walky-talky.

Is he now stable?

Quote: chipolata @ January 27 2010, 10:41 AM GMT

There was a crazy man in the lobby just shouting hoarsely into a walky-talky.

Was it Jack Bauer?

:D

Quote: Gavin @ January 27 2010, 10:35 AM GMT

Phone up all with your voice all husky. Bet a £5 you get whatever your phoning for done in 1/2 the time it'd usually take.

I'll let you know. :)

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