Weak? Limp? Lifeless? Dull? Straw-like? Yep, that's me, Cheryl Cole man. Buy me new Loreal Shampoo, which has 'cerimide ah', a chemical that penetrates past the dandruff, and gets rid of those nasty little brain cells inside your head like. Loreal, So that you can have the personality of a disembowled fish, just like us man.
Geordies are fun.
Surely; 'Because wor worth it.'
Ha.
9,000 followers!
Quote: Griff @ January 26 2010, 12:47 AM GMThttp://twitter.com/cherylkerl
I may be a little drunk, but this tickled me:
Hei, Ah'm havin doots aboot the stabillytee a the moleculah structsha a zinc. Ah think thors bin a miscalcalashun leik man.
Quote: Godot Taxis @ January 26 2010, 12:44 AM GMTSurely; 'Because wor worth it.'
Nah. That would make it satirical.
BJ Penn is obviously steering clear of satire - unlike (as Griff points out above) http://twitter.com/cherylkerl which is 
I heard it gives ya ya mooorjooooor back
Quote: Godot Taxis @ January 26 2010, 12:44 AM GMTSurely; 'Because wor worth it.'
Translation: "Because our worth it"
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and don't forget the lips
Quote: bushbaby @ January 26 2010, 11:10 AM GMTand don't forget the lips
Pump up the volume top lip!
Ashley battered her again?
Thanks for going off topic guys. I'm sending this shiiit to NEWS JACK! And of course its bloody satirical. Have you not seen the Cole miester's Loreal ad. Bafoooons!