It's Burns Night tonight! and I've found Robert Burns' five rudest poems.
http://verytopfive.blogspot.com/2010/01/very-top-five-rude-poems-of-robert.html
This is my website, but it's about Burns Night (tonight) and although modesty forbids me from saying it's funny I hope it's not counted as spam. Enjoy Scotland's National Poet being as rude as your average Glaswegian on a good night out.