Things that piss you off Page 564

Quote: chipolata @ January 23 2010, 10:31 PM GMT

I tend to avoid the post office nowadays. The queus are ridiculous and the service is a joke.

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I'd normally defend the post office, but I sent out an important letter to a client not long again, 1st class recorded.

Now it was sent the start of the year.

3 weeks later I track it on their site, it say it left a post office sorting centre 2 weeks ago, I phone up for more information and get a machine.

I go back to the post office send the letter again sppecial delivery as I now look like a complete tit for losing the letter and they need the info soon.

And the post office woman pretty much said "Shit happens" and then charges me £6.95 for my f**king trouble!

Drivers not indicating.

Did I miss a memo that said it's no longer necessary to indicate when changing lanes on a motorway or when exiting a roundabout or when pulling away or pulling in or...

I actually wonder whether BMW actually bother putting bulbs in the indicators on their cars.

People in the flat above us who have a party and play loud music until 4am, and then decide to start up again at 10am. Thanks for the f**king lie in you twunts.

Quote: zooo @ January 24 2010, 1:04 PM GMT

People in the flat above us who have a party and play loud music until 4am, and then decide to start up again at 10am. Thanks for the f**king lie in you twunts.

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When I was younger and less diplomatic, my neighbour used to play loud music really late so one night I attached the stereo system against the wall and played ICP. Your boom shit music can't compare to the mental brutality of the Insane Clown Posse. Music is shit but it's loud shit

Quote: zooo @ January 24 2010, 1:04 PM GMT

People in the flat above us who have a party and play loud music until 4am, and then decide to start up again at 10am. Thanks for the f**king lie in you twunts.

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Heh heh.

I'm taking the kids to the movies today, only to find out that my mother-in-law is going to horn in on it.

Can she not pay?

No, she'll pay for herself. I just don't like the idea of her inviting herself to our fun day out with the kids. She's done it in the past and complains about everything during the movie and she's one of those people who is physically unable to whisper.

Andrea, you'll love this man.

Quote: zooo @ January 24 2010, 1:04 PM GMT

People in the flat above us who have a party and play loud music until 4am, and then decide to start up again at 10am. Thanks for the f**king lie in you twunts.

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One day this week, get up at 6am and blast em back.

Quote: Leevil @ January 24 2010, 3:24 PM GMT

Andrea, you'll love this man.

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Now why should I love Les Dawson? I don't know much about him.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ January 24 2010, 3:29 PM GMT

Now why should I love Les Dawson? I don't know much about him.

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He's the master of the mother-in-law joke.

Ah, thanks Lee. I shall do some searching, cuz mine's a doozy!

People who park half their car on the kerb.
F**kers who dawdle about in shop doorways.
People that meander all over the path so you have to second guess them.
People who think a bus-stop is a car park.
Bastards who are always pissing about at the DVD section that I want to look at.
F**king Charity Muggers.
Going into my ASDA for some milk and having some twat ask me if I want some f**king car insurance.

All these f**king f**kers can just f**king f**k off!!!

(Excuse my language.)

Quote: Gavin @ January 24 2010, 1:40 PM GMT

When I was younger and less diplomatic, my neighbour used to play loud music really late so one night I attached the stereo system against the wall and played ICP. Your boom shit music can't compare to the mental brutality of the Insane Clown Posse. Music is shit but it's loud shit

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Quote: bamalamafizzvaj @ January 24 2010, 3:28 PM GMT

One day this week, get up at 6am and blast em back.

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Hee. It is tempting!