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Quote: David Carmon @ December 14 2009, 12:37 PM GMT

Top 10 best chocolate bars

5.Aero

10.Fruit and Nut

Wrong.

The rest is pretty solid though.

Top Ten Albums

1. Keane - Hopes and Fears
2. Cinema Bizarre - ToyZ
3. Red Hot Chili Peppers - By The Way
4. Tim Minchin - Ready For This?
5. The Killers - Hot Fuss
6. My Chemical Romance - Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge
7. Mika - Life In Cartoon Motion
8. Evanescence - Fallen
9. Coldplay - X & Y
10. Lordi - The Arockalypse

Top Ten Comedians

1. Jimmy Carr
2. Michael McIntyre
3. Alan Carr
4. Tim Minchin
5. Tim Vine
6. Sean Lock
7. Russell Howard
8. Frankie Boyle
9. Steve Hughes
10. Milton Jones

Top Ten Chocolate

1. Kinder Bueno
2. Time Out
3. Twirl
4. Maltesers
5. Twix
6. Mars
7. Dairy Milk Caramel
8. Areo Mint
9. Double Decker
10. Crunchie

Top Ten Xbox 360 games

1. COD Mod. 2
2. GTA 4
3. Fable 2
4. The Godfather 2
5. Saints Row 2
6. Burnout Revenge
7. COD 4
8. Viva Pinata :D
9. Stranglehold
10. Bully

Top Ten TV shows

1. The Big Bang Theory
2. Family Guy
3. Eastenders
4. True Blood
5. Doctor Who
6. Harry Hill's TV Burp
7. QI
8. Heroes
9. Queer As Folk
10. Mock The Week

Quote: Yatta @ January 23 2010, 7:32 PM GMT

Top Ten Comedians

1. Jimmy Carr
2. Michael McIntyre
3. Alan Carr
4. Tim Minchin
5. Tim Vine
6. Sean Lock
7. Russell Howard
8. Frankie Boyle
9. Steve Hughes
10. Milton Jones

Forgive me if I pass on that invitation to go for a pint !

Quote: Ronnie Anderson @ October 18 2009, 12:57 AM GMT

I see. I am not that big a fan of it, but I saw Chris Eccleston in Morrisons a few weeks back and have subsequently started a minor obsession.

Someone's quite easily impressed, aren't they David!

Er, I mean, Ronnie Anderson. Whistling nnocently

Top 10 Things To Do When Your Bored

1. Visit random websites
2. Go and look around shops and not buy anything
3. Decide to move a room around, get bored and leave it for 2 weeks in a mess
4. Watch a whole DVD box set at once, then put it back on
5. Make random sandwich combinations
6. Get fed up with sandwiches and make toasties instead
7. Stroke the pet (if no pet stroke yourself)
8. Make lists of your favourite things
9. Pick fluff from various places on your body
10.Walk around the house deciding what you would have it like if you had more money.

Top 10 Boybands

1. The Jonas Brothers
2. Boyzone
3. Take That
4. 911
5. East 17
6. A1
7. N*Sync
8. V
9. Upside Down
10.Backstreet Boys

Top 10 Drunken Moments

1. Getting punched by my m8 and collapsing, then getting an ambulance called
2. Kissing a girl at new year 2001 - Sick
3. Falling down the stairs, scraping both arms along the artexed walls
4. Getting drunk off tequila and waking up on my m8s boyfriends bathroom floor
5. Going camping, pushing over a portaloo, collapsing on the field and my m8s going for a joyride in my car.
6. Waking up in a hotel at Liverpool Docks with some one who had bought me JD all night and not knowing who he was.
7. Throwing up on my bedroom floor, not remembering til the next day
8. Getting dumped, then back together then dumped and back together in 2 hours.
9. Crying for no reason.
10. Getting groped by an old perv only for me to get thrown out of the club for throwing a pint over him.

Top Ten Cereals
1.Lucky Charms
2.Wheetos
3.Sainsburys Strawberry and Yogurt Crunch
4.Coco pops
5.Crunchy Nut Cornflakes
6.Chocolate Shreddies
7.Country Crisp
8.Nesquik
9.Honey Nut Cheerios
10.Golden Grahams

Quote: EllieJP @ January 26 2010, 10:25 AM GMT

Top Ten Cereals
1.Lucky Charms
2.Wheetos
3.Sainsburys Strawberry and Yogurt Crunch
4.Coco pops
5.Crunchy Nut Cornflakes
6.Chocolate Shreddies
7.Country Crisp
8.Nesquik
9.Honey Nut Cheerios
10.Golden Grahams

Country Crisp is f**king orgasmic, shame it's rich people cereal.

Same for lucky charms in this country, saw a shop in town selling them for £8 a box

Yep, Lucky Charms are a bitch to get hold of.

Top Ten Jimmy Carr Jokes

1. Throwing acid is wrong, in some people's eyes
2. 99% of women kiss with their eyes closed. Which is why it's so difficult to identify a rapist
3. Cats have nine lives. Which makes them ideal for experimentation
4. No matter how much you give a homeless person for a cup of tea, you never get that tea
5. Venison's dear, isn't it?
6. I may be middle class, but I'm hard. Al dente, you might say
7. The church wanted to move forward on female bishops but bishops can only move diagonally. Gay priests can move wherever they want, they are, after all, queens.
8. I'll tell you who I blame for all the drugs in schools: the supply teachers
9. A bloke came up to me and said "Are you Jimmy Carr or do you just look like Jimmy Carr?" I said "both"
10. Boxers don't have sex before a fight, do you know why that is?
They don't fancy each other.

Top Ten Stand Up DVDs

1. Jimmy Carr - Live
2. Michael McIntyre - Live and Laughing
3. Jimmy Carr - Stand Up
4. Alan Carr - Tooth Fairy
5. Tim Minchin - So F**king Rock
6. Jimmy Carr - Telling Jokes
7. Michael McIntyre - Hello Wembley
8. Tim Vine - Live
9. Russell Howard - Live
10. Milton Jones - Live Universe Tour Part One: Earth

Top Ten Breads:

1. Sainsbury Wholemeal Farmhouse Loaf
2. Tescos Soft White Loaf
3. Naan
4. Brushcetti
5. Kingsmill's I Love to Toast (although it don't fit in the toaster)
6. Brioche
7. Those doughballs you dunk in garlic butter in Pizza Express
8. Bloomers
9. New York Bakery Co. Bagels
10. Baguettes

Quote: EllieJP @ January 26 2010, 2:20 PM GMT

Yep, Lucky Charms are a bitch to get hold of.

So, can I make a fortune selling boxes of Lucky Charms on the black market over there? (I hate the stuff.)

I remember Lucky Charms but think they were minging.

They flopped over here I think. Pop Tarts have gone the same way, used to be loads of flavours but only around 2 now.

Quote: DaButt @ January 28 2010, 1:49 AM GMT

So, can I make a fortune selling boxes of Lucky Charms on the black market over there? (I hate the stuff.)

Yeah, but you would have to tell some people what they are.

Bring cheetos, we used to have them too... Bring cheetos...

Quote: David Carmon @ January 28 2010, 2:20 AM GMT

I remember Lucky Charms but think they were minging.

They flopped over here I think. Pop Tarts have gone the same way, used to be loads of flavours but only around 2 now.

They didn't flop over here. They were massive. It was the fact they were filled with sugary marshmallows so deemed unhealthy (they were). :)

Also, pop tarts are still great.

Quote: DaButt @ January 28 2010, 1:49 AM GMT

So, can I make a fortune selling boxes of Lucky Charms on the black market over there? (I hate the stuff.)

People already do. It's about £8 a box.

Ok, I'm filling my suitcase with Lucky Charms and Cheetos the next time I visit the UK.

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