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Yeah. Connor could get him to lay completely still on his side to pet him and then he taught him to push a ping pong ball through a floating hoop. My son has lots of free time. :) :(

When I was a kid, we used to have a tank with two goldfish. I named one, my mum named the other. I went through about 6 fish, whilst she still had her original one.

I'm not allowed to name fish anymore. Unless I want to kill them.

Which I don't.

Unless they're bastards.

Quote: Leevil @ January 23 2010, 5:06 PM GMT

Unless they're bastards.

Leroy tried to kill us one night by pushing his heater up through the lid, causing it to set sideways on top of the lid, causing it to catch on fire. How does one punish a fish??? We kept his light off for a couple of days. :)

:O Towering Inferno fish.

We used to have some tiny pygmy-like crabs in our fish tank, and they'd make a bid for escape every night.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ January 23 2010, 5:09 PM GMT

Leroy tried to kill us one night by pushing his heater up through the lid, causing it to set sideways on top of the lid, causing it to catch on fire. How does one punish a fish??? We kept his light off for a couple of days. :)

Tell them really interesting facts & then rub in the fact that they'll forget it shortly.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ January 23 2010, 5:09 PM GMT

How does one punish a fish???

Batter it?

Quote: roscoff @ January 24 2010, 4:26 PM GMT

Batter it?

Laughing out loud

Leroy was certainly big enough for filleting. He was over 10" long by 5" high.

Quote: roscoff @ January 24 2010, 4:26 PM GMT

Batter it?

Could be my finest BCG moment. In fact my finest moment anywhere. I was proud of my third place in a fancy dress contest when I was ten though :)

What did you go as?

Quote: AndreaLynne @ January 24 2010, 4:29 PM GMT

Leroy was certainly big enough for filleting. He was over 10" long by 5" high.

Goldfish are Carp and I'm told Carp is nice to eat.

I think I ate Carp once at a posh Chinese resturant.

Quote: billwill @ January 24 2010, 5:34 PM GMT

Goldfish are Carp and I'm told Carp is nice to eat.

I think I ate Carp once at a posh Chinese resturant.

Leroy was an Oscar, a cousin to the piranha. I live in a large freshwater fishing area and most people throw carp back in after catching them.

Quote: AndreaLynne @ January 24 2010, 5:41 PM GMT

Leroy was an Oscar, a cousin to the piranha. I live in a large freshwater fishing area and most people throw carp back in after catching them.

Hmmm, I have a niece who lives in Fishkill in New York State is that near you?

Fishkill??

Don't rub it in! :(

Quote: billwill @ January 24 2010, 5:54 PM GMT

Hmmm, I have a niece who lives in Fishkill in New York State is that near you?

Fishkill's roughly 300 miles away. I've been there a few times. You end up kind of driving horizontally across the state.

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