Quote: Tim Walker @ October 21 2009, 3:15 PM GMTThis is the kind of filth that starts happening when you join the EU.
That's how much I don't stick to anything, I barely recognise what that sentence in italian means now...
What's your favourite joke? Page 3
What did the policeman say to the hysterical, crying rape victim?
Don't get your knickers in a twist...
Scottidog 2010
I once shagged a girl with an artificial leg. Maybe I should've used my penis.
Quote: Mr Snodworthy @ January 22 2010, 9:51 PM GMTI once shagged a girl with an artificial leg. Maybe I should've used my penis.
Nice.
I once shagged a girl. See previous post.
Another golden oldie.... "Sorry if I seem a bit grouchy today only the bloody milkman woke me up at half four this morning. That's definitely the last time I sleep with him"
Paddy says to Mick one day," hey mate, do me a favour, the next time you're making love to your wife close the bloody blinds mate". Says Mick "why do you say that", says Paddy "well I was walking past your house yesterday and the whole street was standing there looking up at your window at the whole show and laughing their heads off. "well' says Mick,"between me and you mate,the laughs on them ..I wasnt even home yesterday"
Two jokes I heard recently ( that's why I can remember them )
Man talking in pub with his mate: " God school was great.I loved having a little kick about in the playground,a sneaky cig' and fingering the girls behind the bike sheds - I bloody loved that caretaker's job."
and...
Man comes home from pub and says to his wife: " Our postman was in the pub tonight and he was boasting about having slept with every woman in this street apart from one".
Wife answers..." Bet it's that miserable bitch from number 42 "