I used to pretend I was smoking when it was really cold with candy cigarettes. I was so cool.
I read the news today oh boy! Page 75
Quote: EllieJP @ January 20 2010, 10:36 AM GMTI used to pretend I was smoking when it was really cold with candy cigarettes. I was so cool.
I was doing the same with these chocalate sticks with orange inside last night. Sitting there, smoking my chocolate stick. I was so cool.
Quote: chipolata @ January 20 2010, 10:54 AM GMTSitting there, smoking my chocolate stick.
Did you have a rib removed or something?
Wouldn't there be more fury if someone smoked a baby?
Although the story of the mother who pretended her son was seriously ill so she could claim benefits and sympathy is awful, there are a couple of quotes from the prosecution in the trial that are quite amusing:
On video evidence of the boy on a cruise...
DC Uren said: 'He looked like Mark Spitz or Ian Thorpe running around in his Speedos. And there was not a feeding or breathing tube in sight.
'And one family photo showed him eating the biggest carvery you have ever seen with Yorkshire puddings. And he was seen tucking into a burger and bap at a local fair - things his mum said he could not eat.'
In one instance, DC Uren said, the mother sent him to school in a pair of her own sunglasses to protect his eyes from the light. However they were too big for his head so she used Sellotape to keep them in place.
DC Uren said: 'He looked like the singer Roy Orbison.'
He added: 'And in case of an emergency at school, she also insisted he wore a fluorescent green and yellow cap so he could be easily picked out - he looked like a fishing float with the cap on.'
(taken from The Daily Mail online)
Quote: Kenneth @ January 20 2010, 10:30 AM GMTFury as baby 'smokes' fag http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2814016/Fury-as-baby-smokes-fag-in-Facebook-snap.html
Times are changing. When I was a very small child, candy cigarettes were all the rage.
Oh, great. Now my 6 month old has taken up smoking after seeing that photo! 
6 month old what? Is it that mouldy cheese sandwich you keep in your pants and ask advice from? Leevil Sam Widges is not sentient, he can't talk he just smells.
And if he was sentient he still wouldn't want to have sex with you.
Really.
Quote: Leevil @ January 22 2010, 2:30 PM GMTOh, great. Now my 6 month old has taken up smoking after seeing that photo!
Back in the day it used to be a good old joke to take photos of your children smoking. How times have changed.
(it's a great autobiography btw)
Quote: sootyj @ January 22 2010, 2:33 PM GMT6 month old what? Is it that mouldy cheese sandwich you keep in your pants and ask advice from? Leevil Sam Widges is not sentient, he can't talk he just smells.
And if he was sentient he still wouldn't want to have sex with you.
Really.
Blasphemer!
Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 22 2010, 11:22 AM GMTAlthough the story of the mother who pretended her son was seriously ill so she could claim benefits and sympathy is awful
WTFFF?!?!?!?!1 F**king hell.
http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5ivwpraZNS56O4hgGIjZvs-35mC1g
Scientologists save Haitians by touching them.
eh?
I read today that N-Dubz's attempt to crack the lucrative US markets may be scarpered as Dappy has been a naughty boy in his past.
It made me wonder if instead of slapping ASBO's on delinquents, it might be more effective to advise them that if they have a criminal record, they won't be granted a visa to the US?
Would they understand?