Just transcribed this for practice, would be great to get people's opinions on it. Thanks.
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INT. HIGH RISE OFFICE
A GROUP OF ADULTS ARE GATHERED EXPECTANTLY IN A ROOM; THEY'RE WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO ARRIVE.
A MAN WALKS CONFIDENTLY INTO THE ROOM; HE IS OBVIOUSLY THE HEAD OF THIS GROUP. THE OTHERS STOP TALKING STRAIGHT AWAY AND TAKE NOTICE OF HIM.
BILL WITHOUT THE BEARD
(TO ROOM) Hello.
HE GIVES THEM A NOD AS HE WALKS TO THE DESK.
BILL WITHOUT THE BEARD
Erm, hi. Not sure where to start really; I just want to say that I'm really looking forward to working with all of you and that my office is open twenty-four hours a day if you have any questions about the new (BEAT) regime. So don't hesitate to pop in for a chat. Erm, really I just want to do the job as well as Bill did, so just think of me as (BEAT) Bill without the beard.
THEY ALL CHUCKLE APPRECIATIVELY AT HIS JOKE.
BILL WITHOUT THE BEARD
I think if we do that we can achieve something (BEAT) rather good. Erm, there is one thing –
HE REACHES INTO HIS COAT POCKET.
BILL WITHOUT THE BEARD (CONT'D)
I have a phobia of something, which I've written on this piece of paper. Erm -
HE PULLS OUT A PIECE OF FOLDED-UP PAPER AND HANDS IT TO THE GROUP.
BILL WITHOUT THE BEARD (CONT'D)
It's my problem so I'm not ashamed of it.
A MEMBER OF THE GROUP UNFOLDS THE PIECE OF PAPER, IT READS: "SPOONS". THE GROUP MEMBER WITH THE PIECE OF PAPER HAS A LOOK OF SUBTLE SURPRISE ON HIS FACE; HE PASSES THE PAPER TO THE REST OF THE GROUP.
BILL WITHOUT THE BEARD (OVER ABOVE)
But I would appreciate it if you would refrain from using, or indeed mentioning, these things while I'm around.
HE SIGHS.
BILL WITHOUT THE BEARD (CONT'D)
Okay, now who's Mary? I'll have a little word with Mary.
A PERSON STROLLS INTO THE ROOM STIRRING A HOT DRINK WITH A SPOON.
F/X: (OVER ABOVE) CLINKING OF SPOON AGAINST CUP
HE PULLS THE SPOON OUT OF THE CUP AND SUCKS IT.
F/X: BRIEF SOUND OF LOUD, FAST FOOTSTEPS
ONE GROUP MEMBER LOOKS AND GASPS IN HORROR.
MAN
Jesus!
THE MAN RUNS TO THE OPEN WINDOW; HE LEANS RIGHT OUT OF IT AND LOOKS DOWN TO FIND THE HEAD OF THE GROUP LYING ON THE PAVEMENT, FLAT ON HIS FACE AND DISHEVELLED.
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The dialogue and character names were centred but it gets changed when you paste into here.