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Quote: chipolata @ January 21 2010, 2:01 PM GMT

No.

They just come! I'm a sucker for downtrodden mangy animals and if one starts hanging around the garden, I'll feed them. Next thing you know, they're on my bed!

I seem to have the same experiences with dogs. When I had two I'm sure people where dumping unwanted dogs at our house. If I couldn't find a home for them I would take them to Battersea Dogs Home.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 21 2010, 2:01 PM GMT

Well my parents are both pretty ill at the moment (one's in hospital for some time and I'm going to have to help care for the other one), Mr Dagger has just come home from work with what looks like the norovirus and I've just stepped in some dog shit in the garden in my nice suede miltary-style boots.

Bugger. Sorry to hear that list of shit, D.D.

Have a Console whether you like it or not!

Quote: zooo @ January 21 2010, 1:49 PM GMT

Cats have a fecking easy life though. No essays and no washing up. (Guess what I have spent today doing.)

Licking your arse?

Quote: john lucas 101 @ January 21 2010, 2:06 PM GMT

Bugger. Sorry to hear that list of shit, D.D.

Have a Console whether you like it or not!

Cheers. I'm really upset about the boots. ;)

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 21 2010, 2:03 PM GMT

I seem to have the same experiences with dogs. When I had two I'm sure people where dumping unwanted dogs at our house. If I couldn't find a home for them I would take them to Battersea Dogs Home.

It's a bad business, dumping pets. And this year's seen a particularly high number dumped. By crikey, this is a cheery thread today! And now I really am off!

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 21 2010, 2:08 PM GMT

Cheers. I'm really upset about the boots. ;)

I knnooow. Shit on Suede. That'll need a good cotton budding.

Quote: JohnnyD @ January 21 2010, 2:07 PM GMT

Licking your arse?

I'm not that bendy. :(

Quote: john lucas 101 @ January 21 2010, 2:09 PM GMT

I knnooow. Shit on Suede. That'll need a good cotton budding.

I'd normally get Mr Dagger to do it but is it fair to asking him whilst he's puking his guts up?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 21 2010, 2:11 PM GMT

I'd normally get Mr Dagger to do it but is it fair to asking him whilst he's puking his guts up?

Not if he exhales fresh vomit on the shoes, no.

I'm back. Flirting was a wash out as I've been roped into doing something I don't want to do.

Quote: chipolata @ January 21 2010, 2:21 PM GMT

I'm back. Flirting was a wash out as I've been roped into doing something I don't want to do.

You stupid bloody idiot. Caught in a fanny-trap.

Quote: zooo @ January 21 2010, 2:10 PM GMT

I'm not that bendy. :(

Have you had a go?

Quote: john lucas 101 @ January 21 2010, 2:22 PM GMT

You stupid bloody idiot. Caught in a fanny-trap.

I thought there was something fishy about the whole thing.

Quote: EllieJP @ January 21 2010, 2:26 PM GMT

Have you had a go?

:D

Quote: chipolata @ January 21 2010, 2:27 PM GMT

I thought there was something fishy about the whole thing.

Don't let it spoil your tea, though, eh.

Quote: chipolata @ January 21 2010, 1:34 PM GMT

They turned up by themselves. The last one came because the people who owned him f**ked off and left him behind. C**ts. They should all get cancer! :)

How many cats you have Chip?

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