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Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 21 2010, 1:34 PM GMT

I'm going to start smoking again to get through today.

Put....the cigarette......down!

You are surrounded by militant non-smokers. Throw the pack out and come out with your hands up.

Quote: chipolata @ January 21 2010, 1:34 PM GMT

They turned up by themselves. The last one came because the people who owned him f**ked off and left him behind. C**ts. They should all get cancer! :)

How do you attract cats? That's weird.

Quote: chipolata @ January 21 2010, 1:34 PM GMT

They turned up by themselves. The last one came because the people who owned him f**ked off and left him behind. C**ts. They should all get cancer! :)

Angry Bastards.

Sounds like they're better off with you though. Big house, they get to have your bed to themselves.
Can I be a cat?

Quote: zooo @ January 21 2010, 1:39 PM GMT

Angry Bastards.

Sounds like they're better off with you though. Big house, they get to have your bed to themselves.
Can I be a cat?

Ood dear, this is all getting a bit George Galloway/Rula Lenska!

Ewww! Galloway needs to be put down.

I didn't say I wanted to be chip's cat!

Quote: john lucas 101 @ January 21 2010, 1:45 PM GMT

Ood dear, this is all getting a bit George Galloway/Rula Lenska!

Shut it, Mr Freeze!

Cats have a fecking easy life though. No essays and no washing up. (Guess what I have spent today doing.)

Quote: zooo @ January 21 2010, 1:47 PM GMT

I didn't say I wanted to be chip's cat!

You know it makes sense. Cool

Quote: zooo @ January 21 2010, 1:49 PM GMT

Cats have a fecking easy life though. No essays and no washing up. (Guess what I have spent today doing.)

On the down side, they don't have shoulders or opposable thumbs.

Quote: zooo @ January 21 2010, 1:47 PM GMT

I didn't say I wanted to be chip's cat!

Ooh, I don't know, you heavily implied as much. Heavily.

Quote: chipolata @ January 21 2010, 1:48 PM GMT

Shut it, Mr Freeze!

Righto, Derek.

I've had the ciggie and it wasn't that great. :(

Quote: chipolata @ January 21 2010, 1:50 PM GMT

On the down side, they don't have shoulders or opposable thumbs.

Are you sure they don't have shoulders?

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 21 2010, 1:55 PM GMT

I've had the ciggie and it wasn't that great. :(

Noooooooooooooooooooooo! Dolly!

A fairy has just died.

Quote: chipolata @ January 21 2010, 1:50 PM GMT

You know it makes sense. Cool

On the down side, they don't have shoulders or opposable thumbs.

You need to answer how you got them? Do they just keep coming back?

Quote: zooo @ January 21 2010, 1:56 PM GMT

Are you sure they don't have shoulders?

No.

Quote: EllieJP @ January 21 2010, 1:57 PM GMT

Noooooooooooooooooooooo! Dolly!

A fairy has just died.

You need to answer how you got them? Do they just keep coming back?

They just come! I'm a sucker for downtrodden mangy animals and if one starts hanging around the garden, I'll feed them. Next thing you know, they're on my bed! It's very similar to the dating process. ;)

Quote: EllieJP @ January 21 2010, 1:57 PM GMT

Noooooooooooooooooooooo! Dolly!

A fairy has just died.

:D

Well my parents are both pretty ill at the moment (one's in hospital for some time and I'm going to have to help care for the other one), Mr Dagger has just come home from work with what looks like the norovirus and I've just stepped in some dog shit in the garden in my nice suede miltary-style boots.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 21 2010, 1:55 PM GMT

I've had the ciggie and it wasn't that great. :(

Rolling eyes

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