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Quote: Scatterbrained Floozy @ January 21 2010, 12:27 PM GMT

I have people staring at you all. *looks shifty*

You mean people are staring at you? Huh?

Quote: chipolata @ January 21 2010, 12:29 PM GMT

Let's huddle for warmth! Hug

Are you a cuddly person Chip?

Quote: EllieJP @ January 21 2010, 12:30 PM GMT

I've been paying Elliot to stare at you for ages... apparently he "likes doing it". :S

Laughing out loud! I am at uni, that's why.

Those fan heaters also cost a fortune to run.

Quote: EllieJP @ January 21 2010, 12:30 PM GMT

Are you a cuddly person Chip?

Well, not really. I get a bit uncomfortable with hugging and stuff. But for the right person (ie., girlfriends) I will cuddle. Cool

Awwww that's nice. I like to cuddle too, but not for too long.

Quote: EllieJP @ January 20 2010, 9:51 PM GMT

Cor blimey. What did I do to you Paul? Constant barage of put downs.

Anyway, you'll all be glad to know I have survived having my wisdom tooth removed. Not half as bad as I thought and I got to keep my tooth.

You know I'm only playing with you Ellie.

And glad you had a good time at the dentists.

Pauls just got back from a £4.50 carvery that rocked my balls off!

Quote: EllieJP @ January 21 2010, 12:36 PM GMT

Awwww that's nice. I like to cuddle too, but not for too long.

I start feeling warm after 2 minutes of constant hugging.

Quote: chipolata @ January 21 2010, 12:32 PM GMT

Well, not really. I get a bit uncomfortable with hugging and stuff. But for the right person (ie., girlfriends) I will cuddle. Cool

That's because hugging is wrong.

Quote: Paul W @ January 21 2010, 1:22 PM GMT

I start feeling warm after 2 minutes of constant hugging.

Is it wet warm? Cause that's you pissing yourself! ;)

Quote: EllieJP @ January 21 2010, 1:29 PM GMT

Is it wet warm? Cause that's you pissing yourself! ;)

I wish it was piss...

Quote: Gavin @ January 21 2010, 1:24 PM GMT

That's because hugging is wrong.

Yeah but that's the best time to whisper something romantic like:

"I've got a pound for the johnny machine, you lucky bitch".

Did you get your strays from a rescue place chip? Or did they just find you by themselves.

Quote: zooo @ January 21 2010, 1:31 PM GMT

Did you get your strays from a rescue place chip? Or did they just find you by themselves.

They turned up by themselves. The last one came because the people who owned him f**ked off and left him behind. C**ts. They should all get cancer! :)

I'm going to start smoking again to get through today.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 21 2010, 1:34 PM GMT

I'm going to start smoking again to get through today.

Put it down Dolly, you don't "Need" a ciggy, you think you think you need one.

Noooooooooo Dolly. Don't do it.

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