Does it flap in the wind and get dipped in soup too?
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Probably.
*shudder*
INSERT CUM JOKE HERE.
INSERT CUM SOMEWHERE ELSE (Insert your own joke about that here).
That should cover it.
Anyone going to do NaNoWriMo this year?
No... But I have a feeling that you are!
How'd you guess. 
You'll be needing a Laptop and a Starbucks then Zooo
I've had a look at this. If you write 50,000 words of any old shit in 30 days you are a WINNER! Huzzah, I can write any old shit, been doin it fer years!!! :-D
Deep joy.
1,666 words a day... 
It could be fun (not if you have to read the stuff, of course.. 
)
Better still, no one reads the f***er they just count the words and delete it.. Yaaaaaaayyy! This is MADE for me!!! Huuzzzzahh! :-D
I've signed up for it!
Thanks Zooo!
Quote: ajp29 @ October 14, 2007, 1:12 PMYou'll be needing a Laptop and a Starbucks then Zooo
Will a Cafe Nero do? I've got the laptop!
I did it before a few years ago.
It was fun.
And even though you write a lot of wank, you do end up at the very least with a first draft in a month. Which isn't bad.
Just go through the dictionary and copy random passages. Pass it off as novel-art, representing the ever-changing symptomatic standard of the English language, and the flexible art-form of the wordsmith which it represents.
Sounds like a plan.
Cobblers to that. I am going to write that novel that everybody has in them... then if I get stuck I can ask someone..
I remember writing an extremely long sex scene to build up the wordcount.
I'd like to see someone write a 50,000 word length sex scene. I'd read that.
How do you have a long sex scene?