Avatory

VO(JAMES CAMERON)
On a far off planet a war is taking place. Brave warriors, blue warriors, must fight the most evil colour. The evil Brown! I'm sorry this just isn't working.

DAVID CAMERON WALKS ON HE HAS A BLUE MASK

DAVID
Why not? Avatory is the best party political broadcast the conservatives have ever had. Look even William Hague has joined in.

WILLIAM HAGUE WALKS ON DRESSED AS A SMURF.

DAVID
What the hell you're supposed to be a 9 foot Etonian superman!

WILLIAM
I like Smurfs there's only one girl smurf and 3000 bloke smurfs. I think I'll be horny smurf.

DAVID
You'll be kicked up the botty smurf.

VO
Look there's no way I can make this film.

DAVID
But James Cameron why not?

VO
I now only make 3D films your policies are 2 dimensional.

WILLIAM
I told you we should have asked Russell T Davis he knows what makes arseholes look good.

Quote: sootyj @ January 20 2010, 8:06 PM GMT

DAVID
What the hell you're supposed to be a 9 foot Etonian superman!

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This made me do a

I didn't read it properly first time but when I did.

I though this line

Quote: sootyj @ January 20 2010, 8:06 PM GMT

VO(JAMES

VO
I now only make 3D films your policies are 2 dimensional.

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Could be a bit slicker, it seemed to literal (for me, maybe others disagree). Possibly?:

VO
I only work in three dimensions and I've seen your policies.

It was smart though. Made me laugh and I'm not usually into topical stuff. Good punning.

Quote: sootyj @ January 20 2010, 8:06 PM GMT

VO(JAMES CAMERON)
On a far off planet a war is taking place. Brave warriors, blue warriors, must fight the most evil colour. The evil Brown! I'm sorry this just isn't working.

DAVID CAMERON WALKS ON HE HAS A BLUE MASK

DAVID
Why not? Avatory is the best party political broadcast the conservatives have ever had. Look even William Hague has joined in.

WILLIAM HAGUE WALKS ON DRESSED AS A SMURF.

DAVID
What the hell you're supposed to be a 9 foot Etonian superman!

WILLIAM
I like Smurfs there's only one girl smurf and 3000 bloke smurfs. I think I'll be horny smurf.

DAVID
You'll be kicked up the botty smurf.

VO
Look there's no way I can make this film.

DAVID
But James Cameron why not?

VO
My films unlike your policies are 3 dimensional.

WILLIAM
I told you we should have asked Russell T Davis he knows what makes arseholes look good.

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That's Scratchyr changed with your advice.

At last, a new SootyJ sketch. And I think it's a good 'un but you could've taken it a bit further and run with the idea more. It's a great premise.

The 'kicked up the botty' line seems the most likely dud line, but that's coz it's surrounded by a few good gags and seems to distract from the main tension of the Camerons' disagreement. More of that, maybe? And perhaps Cameron learns that Spielberg is signed up for the Labour one with similar dodgy premise? Maybe the lib dem have Ed Woods or that director name they use for a dud film?

Quote: SlagA @ January 20 2010, 10:28 PM GMT

And I think it's a good 'un but you could've taken it a bit further and run with the idea more. It's a great premise.

The 'kicked up the botty' line seems the most likely dud line, but that's coz it's surrounded by a few good gags and seems to distract from the main tension of the Camerons' disagreement. More of that, maybe? And perhaps Cameron learns that Spielberg is signed up for the Labour one with similar dodgy premise? Maybe the lib dem have Ed Woods or that director name they use for a dud film?

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I agree with all of the above.

Alan Smithee is the name provided when the Director cuts and runs.

Great idea just wanted to see it taken a bit further. The Russell T Davies line at the end doesn't sit right for a number of reasons. Wasnt sure quite what the line meant either.

Thanks the RTD line is weak.

It's for NR so I wanted something quite speedy.