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2Entertain and BBC Worldwide for refusing to release 2point4 Children

Quote: Rob H @ January 14 2010, 10:35 PM GMT

Hey!!! I'm not...ah, what the hell, PM me a picture. I like older men. I think. I just don't know anymore. zooo, what have you done!? :S

Don't worry, I'm bisexual.
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If I can't get sex I buy it.

Quote: Oldrocker @ January 14 2010, 11:47 PM GMT

Don't worry, I'm bisexual.
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If I can't get sex I buy it.

I don't know if I am bisexual, but I do know that I am very cheap. Call me.

Hearing "Your call is very important to us". Unimpressed

Hearing "Your call will be taken in the order it was received. Please stand by." And always in a shitty fake generic American accent.

The bloody efficiant gas reader man who knocked on my door at 8:45 this morning obviously oblivious to me staying up until 3am watching stuff. Sod!

Quote: The Rook @ January 20 2010, 11:03 AM GMT

The bloody efficiant gas reader man who knocked on my door at 8:45 this morning obviously oblivious to me staying up until 3am watching stuff. Sod!

What's your line of work, The Rook?

Quote: The Rook @ January 20 2010, 11:03 AM GMT

The bloody efficiant gas reader man who knocked on my door at 8:45 this morning obviously oblivious to me staying up until 3am watching stuff. Sod!

I hate people who presume that because they've knocked on your door you have to open it to them.

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 20 2010, 11:29 AM GMT

I hate people who presume that because they've knocked on your door you have to open it to them.

Look at it from their point of view. Knocking on doors is like Russian Roulette, they never know what fruitcake or psycho is behind each one.

Quote: The Rook @ January 20 2010, 11:03 AM GMT

The bloody efficiant gas reader man who knocked on my door at 8:45 this morning obviously oblivious to me staying up until 3am watching stuff. Sod!

I'm grateful that all of our gas/electricity/water meters are located outside our dwellings.

Icing sugar. It's just ruined a perfectly good bakewell tart. Sick

misery guts

10,000BC what a shite movie...

The Post Office!

Went to the local one this morning to send a recorded delivery letter. Emerged 35 minutes later !

Why are these places alway staffed by some 58 year old woman (yes, only one. The other was moving some forms around behind her) who looks as if you are putting her out by actually going in there in the first place ! ?

And every transaction seems to take so long.

The postman arrived to collect the days packets and parcels at about 12.30 and at 12.50 she tells me that my letter won't go until Monday lunchtime as 'the post has gone for today' !

Why are they collecting at 12.30 when they're open until 1.30 ? !

My sympathy with the postal workers and their dispute took a few paces back this morning I can tell you !

I can't think that UPS or whoever would run a 'service' like that.

If you ever want to feel disadvantaged in life, try a visit to your local post office !

Angry Angry

I tend to avoid the post office nowadays. The queus are ridiculous and the service is a joke.

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