Did you hear about the man with an orange for a head?
Please say you have.
It's the best joke I've ever heard.
What's your favourite??
Edited by Ellie for punctuation and text speak.
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Quote: Rob Clemson @ January 20 2010, 2:52 AM GMTPlease say you have.
Its the best joke I've ever heard.
Whats your favourite??
Did you hear about the guy who was psychic and predicted the arrival of an admonishment from the moderator about TXT Speak?
To be fair to Rob, he ran out of character spaces in the titles text box.
Quote: Leevil @ January 20 2010, 3:07 AM GMTTo be fair to Rob, he ran out of character spaces in the titles text box.
Cut out "Topic:" and there's room for the other 4 characters. 
I'm still waiting for that punchline. Maybe we can squeeze it out of him?
Quote: Leevil @ January 20 2010, 3:23 AM GMTI'm still waiting for that punchline. Maybe we can squeeze it out of him?
If not, we can try beating him to a pulp.
If it's the one I just Googled it's pretty average.
Rob, you can find the answers to our favourite jokes in this belter of a thread.
https://www.comedy.co.uk/forums/thread/15397
Please do a search before posting a new thread. 
Quote: EllieJP @ January 20 2010, 9:16 AM GMTPlease do a search before posting a new thread.
Preferably in another forum. 
Quote: Leevil @ January 20 2010, 3:23 AM GMTI'm still waiting for that punchline. Maybe we can squeeze it out of him?
Yeah, he's taking the pith!
There is no word that rhymes with Orange.
Quote: Scottidog @ January 20 2010, 5:29 PM GMTThere is no word that rhymes with Orange.
What about Haliborange?
Quote: Rob Clemson @ January 20 2010, 2:52 AM GMTDid you hear about the man with an orange for a head?
He realised one day, whilst doing some light admin at the office, that he didn't in fact have a mouth, and promptly suffocated.
Quote: Rob Clemson @ January 20 2010, 2:52 AM GMTDid you hear about the man with an orange for a head?
No, because I am that man and everyone talks about me behind my back.
Quote: Rob Clemson @ January 20 2010, 2:52 AM GMTDid you hear about the man with an orange for a head?
No, but I'm keeping my eyes peeled for any news.