Let's see how good people on this board are. Let's play Scenes We'd Like To See.
Our First topic is:
"Things you shouldn't say when receiving your degree."
Scenes we'd like to see
Welcome to the site. Please use proper English and not all of this 'txt spk' shortening and whatnot in future though.
Do you want fries with that?
And now to repay that student loan.
Quote: Aaron @ January 18 2010, 8:08 PM GMTWelcome to the site. Please use proper English and not all of this 'txt spk' shortening and whatnot in future though.
Way to crush a newbie, Aaron. 
Quote: hbk4894 yo @ January 18 2010, 7:53 PM GMT"Things you shouldn't say when receiving your degree."
"Is that centigrade or fahrenheit?"
Hahahahaha! 
'But most of all I'd like to thank my roommate for committing suicide during my final year...straight A's, no studying...party on!'
'Now that I've got my Masters in Isalmic Studies and my student visa has run out, it's time to really do some good by staying in Britain, living off state benefits and building some train bombs.'
'With my Third Class Honours in Media Studies, Daddy is going to get me a job at the BBC. It's time to stand on my own two feet at last.'
'Life's downhill from here.' Less funny, more statement of fact.
"A scroll? Can't you just Bluetooth it to my iPhone?"
"And they say cheaters never prosper."
Does my BM look big in this
topic 2: things u shouldn't say to ur bf/gf's parents when meeting for the first time
I'd better not shake your hand; I've just had three fingers up your Sally.
"I think I get rid of all the shit." *smells hand*
Mum! Dad!
next topic is: how not to propose