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What are you eating? Page 411

Quote: sootyj @ January 16 2010, 8:15 PM GMT

hmm a sitcom scene....

Leevil's Girlfriends Mum
Is that reprobate still on our sofa coming up with animations?

Leevil's Girlfriends Dad
Yes

LGM
Have you been feeding him chips again?

LGD
Yes

LGM
You fancy him don't you, you homosexual?

LGD
No I was just sanding our new door and had some wood chips left over.

Leevil
Ow these chips are cold and stabby...again.

:$ That's too accurate.

Quote: zooo @ January 16 2010, 8:16 PM GMT

You should use them to make a chip sandwich.

I'd already eating quite a lot of bread, didn't fancy it but that would've been good, yes.

I'm making an orange-y beef & broccoli stir-fry with rice.

Apple crumble and custard.

I'll be eating a pickled egg in two days. Just boiled a dozen hen fruit and forgot about them for 25 minutes. :O

Hopefully they'll be edible; they peeled OK.

Is there such a thing as pickled egg poisoning?

Quote: chipolata @ January 17 2010, 7:38 PM GMT

Is there such a thing as pickled egg poisoning?

I've eaten a dozen in one night with no ill effects, so we know that overdosing isn't possible.

Maybe you have a steel stomach.

Quote: zooo @ January 17 2010, 7:44 PM GMT

Maybe you have a steel stomach.

And a bowel sealed tighter than a gnats chuff.

Quote: zooo @ January 17 2010, 7:44 PM GMT

Maybe you have a steel stomach.

If so, it's rusted, corroded and generally in a poor state of repair. I eat a lot of antacids.

Quote: chipolata @ January 17 2010, 7:48 PM GMT

And a bowel sealed tighter than a gnats chuff.

Indeed. Your spelunking attempts are futile.

Nothing.

But putting serious thought into some toast.

Quote: DaButt @ January 17 2010, 7:40 PM GMT

I've eaten a dozen in one night with no ill effects, so we know that overdosing isn't possible.

Didja sleep with the window open?

I do like a pickled egg dropped into a packet of salt and vinegar crisps.

Just had a toasted cinnamon and raisin bagel.

Quote: sootyj @ January 17 2010, 9:21 PM GMT

I do like a pickled egg dropped into a packet of salt and vinegar crisps.

My favourite place (the pub where I got the pickled egg recipe) serves them on a bed of pretzel sticks. Great drinking snack.

Do the pretzel sticks have crystalised salt on them?

Quote: zooo @ January 17 2010, 9:21 PM GMT

Just had a toasted cinnamon and raisin bagel.

<3 Yummmm.

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