Wire In The Hood - A sitcom about a dry cleaners (wire coathangers in the clothes)
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Abandon Shipman.
The relatives of the serial killer doctor try convince everyone they're not related.
Jule's Holland Shoot'a Nanny
Annoying new years ever pretensious live music show enlivened by him murdering that fat bird in the glasses who tells parents off.
Quote: scratchyr @ January 17 2010, 11:41 AM GMTAbandon Shipman.
The relatives of the serial killer doctor try convince everyone they're not related.
Just spilled my tea laughing at this
Mental Micky - robotic care in the community
We all live with a yellow sub marine.
A group of friends are forced to live with a failed soldier who has jaundice.
Bagel
Carla Lane comedy about a Jewish Matriarch and her family.
Some Mother's Can't Have Em
An IVF clinic run by a twat who keeps falling over and spilling the eggs
Quote: will Cam @ January 17 2010, 2:17 PM GMTBagel
Carla Lane comedy about a Jewish Matriarch and her family.
Baps - A Carla Lane comedy about an ageing porn star and her family
Quote: will Cam @ January 16 2010, 12:08 PM GMTGeorge and Milfdred.
Brian Murphy AKA George returns from Mildred's funeral to find that Jeffrey Fourmile and Young Tristam have died of swine flu leaving the older hottie Ann Fourmile with no one but him to turn to.
Episode 1. - Ann moves in with George renting her house out to a traveling circus. George accidently sets his pants on fire and ends up confusing an elephant's trunk with his garden hose (with hilarious results). Meanwhile Ann becomes the fantasy of Bepo the clown after a saucy note, intended for a Readers Digest competition, is misdirected.
Any other suggestions for the other 5 episodes?
Forgive me for the self indulgence but as no one is playing (and writing drivel like this is actually a great way to get the brain in comedy mood for NJ ) Here is episode 2.
George borrows Jeffrey Fourmille's old Honda garden Mower. Unbeknown to him and Ann, Mildred's long lost Japanese cousin Mr Mower Honda has arrived late for the funeral from Tokyo. His only experience of English is from watching an old Richard Prior concert video.
Much laughter ensues by his continued mispronunciation of Mr Prior's colourful language as he asks a procession of old ladies directions to the Roper household.
While George is cutting the grass, a hamster crawls up the exhaust and the mower blows up. George asks his old mate Jerry (Johnny Vegas - formally played by the late Roy Kinnear) to come round, strip the mower down and unblock the exhaust.
Jerry sends two of his finest non speaking Polish workmen who get confused with the instructions. On finding Mr Mower Honda in George's house they look at each other and shrug their shoulders.
Cue a hilarious last scene when Ann brings home members of the Woman's League to find a trussed up naked Japanese man wearing nothing but a drain rod. Mudder Furrer indeed!
Wallabyander
Swedish marsupial fights crime. Subtitled mirth aplenty.
Quote: will Cam @ January 17 2010, 2:17 PM GMTBagel
Carla Lane comedy about a Jewish Matriarch and her family.
Inbread
Carla Lane sitcom about Liverpool.
Gypy the bushchavaroo
Waht's that Skip? You can tarmac my drive for half price? And where's my lawnmower?
Quote: sootyj @ January 19 2010, 7:34 PM GMTInbread
Carla Lane sitcom about Liverpool.Gypy the bushchavaroo
Waht's that Skip? You can tarmac my drive for half price? And where's my lawnmower?
Carla Lane (written by B.Read),
A class division comedy set in the exclusive Carla Estate
The well heeled Buns are put out when the Barms from Lancashire move in next door.
Ooh ironic!
Wock the Meek
Jonathan Ross as a chorister tring to add umph to the church choir
Postmad Prat
A BCG Newbie tries desperately to reach 36 posts
Don't Pay the Taliban
Chris de Burgh inspired sitcom about a ferry operator in Afghganistan