One Man And His Dong
Sheep botherer cum porn star Ron Jeremy flails his 10 inch shepherd's crook around in a picturesque pasture and then proceeds to eat Kate Humble pie all set to a magnificent soundtrack provided by musical porn kings 'Ramrods'.
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The Greatest Toy Story ever told.
Truly that Buzz Lightyear was the son of God.
Rio's World Cup Wind-ups.
After a prank show producer convinces Rio that he's about to be arrested for stealing the only thought that ever crossed his mind, Rio goes on the run. Each week Rio tries to find the thought's original owner and stuff it back into their cranium with a 12" dildo.
Slaggs bags and fags.
SlaggA runs a newsagent infact only selling unnatractive women and homosexuals.
Haiti High
Starring Su Pollard as a voodoo schoolteacher.
The Disuasionists
An unmarketing company try and get over-exposure mega-companies out of the spotlight.
The Perversionists
Sitcom about a company that re-invent porn websites to get maximum exposure.
Dan
The Sleet Report
Like the Frost Report but damper
The Foggy Report
A Sleet Report spin-off starring Foggy Dewhurst of Last of the Summer Wine fame.
John Thaw returns from the dead to feature in a lighter-hearted series as the iconic barrister -Cadaver QC
Duty Free Again - Keith Barron and Gwen whats-her-face visit the Forest of Dean where they become stuck for four years at a dogging site. all the hilarity of the original series with the addition of unlimited wood related double entendre.
Daterape Dinosaur
A Tyranosaur with rohypnol takes advantage of Britain's lax rape investigations/
Rent-a-Ghost 2010.
Timothy Claypole is now a pre-op transvestite intent on highlighting transgender issues via the medium of poltergeistism. Spirit based hilarity at its best
George and Milfdred.
Brian Murphy AKA George returns from Mildred's funeral to find that Jeffrey Fourmile and Young Tristam have died of swine flu leaving the older hottie Ann Fourmile with no one but him to turn to.
Episode 1. - Ann moves in with George renting her house out to a traveling circus. George accidently sets his pants on fire and ends up confusing an elephant's trunk with his garden hose (with hilarious results). Meanwhile Ann becomes the fantasy of Bepo the clown after a saucy note, intended for a Readers Digest competition, is misdirected.
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Amanda Clarts joke shop.
Sitcom based entirely on menstruation and slapstick.
Porn and Hardon
Unfunny BBC Three twosome take their limp works to GayTV
Reacharound
Mike Reid asks questions to schoolboys and G-g-g-god forbid they come up with the wrong answers.
Runaround
Sitcom set in a shitty motor.
Come 69 with me.
Well atleast they're not endlessly banging on about what they cooked on holiday in Provence.
Lay of the Triffids.
Rapist plants rape London.
The Hood life.
The Hood stops pestering International Rescue and starts a small holding with Felicity kendall.
Happy Days UK.
Arthur Fonzarelli wins a competition in the Milwaukee Daily Bugle for a European holiday for him and the main cast. He leaves the travel arrangements to Ralph with hilarious results. Instead of arriving at Wiganze (just outside Monte Carlo) he ends up in (bet you didn't see this coming?)…. Wigan.
Due to a comical mix-up with immigration, The Fonz, Ritchie, Potsy and the gang end up stranded in the Uk working at Wigan's smallest bakery-come-diner 'Arnolds Pies'
Thanks to the magic that is digital sampling , the iconic theme tune is revamped by Wigan's favourite son, George Formby (turned out nice again Mrs C).
Sunday, Monday Pastry Days
Tuesday, Wednesday, Potato Days
Thursday, Friday, Gravy Days
Saturday, put on the glaze
And crimping the lid for you
P.S. Renamed Ha-pie Days for the American audiance