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Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 15 2010, 1:24 AM GMT

Yes, most certainly. Once I've got the financial wherewithall, I'm buggering off to Florida to smoke, drink, drive off roaders, shoot guns and go fishing on my cabin cruiser -

I have to say this is how I pictured you living already RC - admittedly with the cabin cruiser up on bricks and your rod dangling in the freezer compartment at Somerfield. :D

Quote: bushbaby @ January 13 2010, 6:06 PM GMT

I have to confess I didn't.
It's digital trickery but... I wish
He is my dream man that I never met, then in the 90s I found out he was gay!!!!

As were almost all of Hollywood's leading men at the time - and probably still are.

Quote: bushbaby @ January 13 2010, 9:34 PM GMT

true, I'm coming back as a gay man, they have a fab life and just paaaaaaarty, no kids, no responsibility....heaven

Yeah me too. Who wouldn't want to have 700 blow jobs a day or whatever it is they have.

Quote: bushbaby @ January 13 2010, 3:35 PM GMT
Image

That's a lovely photo BB. I can't believe nobody's taken the time to say that.

Morrace you c*nt.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 15 2010, 4:13 PM GMT

I will definitely let you know when I'm heading over DaButt, I'm looking to settle in Tampa as I have friends there.

I grew up about 100 miles south of there in Port Charlotte. There's a great bartender in the Tampa airport terminal that Southwest uses, he does some pretty good magic tricks.

I also recommend the Cajun Cafe on the Bayou, which is across the causeway in Largo. They have a decent beer selection and some really tasty Cajun food. It's the best I've had outside of New Orleans.

I've spent plenty of time in pubs in Ybor City, mostly in Four Green Fields and the James Joyce. The stairs at JJ are treacherous after a few pints.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ January 15 2010, 5:12 PM GMT

Morrace you c*nt.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ December 28 2009, 12:17 AM GMT


Or you could be a c**t

Quote: Godot Taxis @ December 12 2009, 4:49 PM GMT

Leevil you c**t.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ September 6 2009, 12:54 AM GMT

Listen you c**t

Quote: Godot Taxis @ September 4 2009, 2:25 AM GMT

Henman you c**t,

Quote: Godot Taxis @ September 4 2009, 12:54 AM GMT

You c**t walker

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Dictionary:
'c**t' (kŭnt)
noun. Vulgar Slang
1. The female genital organ.
2. A person one dislikes or finds extremely disagreeable.
Search the web for 'c**t' > > > http://tinyurl.com/y9cub3c
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Quote: Morrace @ January 16 2010, 10:20 PM GMT

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Dictionary:
'c**t' (kŭnt)
noun. Vulgar Slang
1. The female genital organ.
2. A person one dislikes or finds extremely disagreeable.
Search the web for 'c**t' > > > http://tinyurl.com/y9cub3c
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I don't know whats more sad, the fact you looked up posts from september last year or actually, I can't think of anymore...

I'm just impressed the search engine works that well.

In fairness to Godot, he was calling me a c**t because he couldn't buy me a drink.

I actually would buy you a drink Leevil. If you ever leave your cave.

Maurice probably doesn't drink, judging by his avatar.

Quote: EllieJP @ January 18 2010, 1:17 PM GMT

I'm just impressed the search engine works that well.

It doesn't. You can't find jack shit with the search engine - even Mark says that. He must have found the 'c**ts' by looking - that's why there are so few of them.

I can't leave, someone may steal my shoes. But thanks anyway. You can send that drink to - P.O Box 11Devil's Arsehole.

Quote: Godot Taxis @ January 15 2010, 5:12 PM GMT

That's a lovely photo BB.

I Agree. :)

Quote: Godot Taxis @ January 18 2010, 1:30 PM GMT

You can't find jack shit with the search engine

WRONG! (yet again)

Quote: Dale Griffiths @ October 2 2007, 9:10 PM GMT

The next week they get jack shit

Quote: Nigel Kelly @ February 4 2008, 6:36 PM GMT

doesn't know jack shit

Quote: Moonstone @ April 23 2008, 11:43 PM GMT

they all mean jack shit.

Quote: EllieJP @ April 24 2008, 10:33 AM GMT

my opinion on comedy means jack shit.

Quote: SlagA @ July 7 2008, 11:25 PM GMT

our opinions count for jack shit

Quote: Moonstone @ September 21 2008, 7:13 PM GMT

no-one said Jack shit

Quote: Badge @ December 5 2008, 2:47 AM GMT

doing the jack shit

Quote: Gavin @ April 4 2009, 12:34 PM GMT

Unlikely to win jack shit

:)

Bloody hell Godot. Laughing out loud

Quote: Morrace @ January 18 2010, 4:34 PM GMT

WRONG! (yet again)
:)

This time it's just sad I recognise nearly all of those quotes.

Quote: Paul W @ January 18 2010, 6:29 PM GMT

This time it's just sad I recognise nearly all of those quotes.

Recognise? YOU recognise? You can't recognise jack shit!!

Quote: Godot Taxis @ January 15 2010, 5:12 PM GMT

Morrace you c*nt.

Charming. Let's have none of that please.

Yes, Aaron has censoring.

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