Quote: EllieJP @ January 15 2010, 2:39 PM GMTis so happy that we only have 2 hours and 20 mins left of work.
Rob is so happy that he only has 20 mins left of work. 
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Quote: Rob H @ January 15 2010, 2:40 PM GMTToo exotic. He's more of your garden variety kind of pervert. Lower middle-class parents, grew up in a 1970s built semi-detached house. Given an'aspirational' name. Nigel, or Nigelesque, anyway.
Fair enough. We'll go with your suggestion. You've obviously given this more thought than I have. But then you are warmer.
Have I missed anything?
Quote: chipolata @ January 15 2010, 2:48 PM GMTHave I missed anything?
Rob's built an earwax effigy of you and decided you're called Derek, Derek.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ January 15 2010, 2:40 PM GMTAre you out partying tonight, missus?
If you're asking, then I'm dancing.
RIP Jade.
And I'm off again now! 
Quote: chipolata @ January 15 2010, 2:51 PM GMTAnd I'm off again now!
Ta-ra!
Quote: EllieJP @ January 15 2010, 2:51 PM GMTIf you're asking, then I'm dancing.
RIP Jade.
I'm asking, so get yer booties on!
Quote: john lucas 101 @ January 15 2010, 2:53 PM GMTI'm asking, so get yer booties on!
Where you taking me?
Quote: EllieJP @ January 15 2010, 2:54 PM GMTWhere you taking me?
Erm, erm, *panics* you know, that place, the one with all the lights and the people and...and...erm...
Ah, man, I've blown it, haven't I.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ January 15 2010, 2:58 PM GMTErm, erm, *panics* you know, that place, the one with all the lights and the people and...and...erm...
Ah, man, I've blown it, haven't I.
I know it - I'll meet you there even if Ellie doesn't. You will recognise me by the small brown Derek-shaped statue under my arm.
Quote: Rob H @ January 15 2010, 3:00 PM GMTI know it - I'll meet you there even if Ellie doesn't. You will recognise me by the small brown Derek-shaped statue under my arm.
I'll have a rolled up copy of the Radio Times strapped to my head if it'll help you recognise me.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ January 15 2010, 3:04 PM GMTI'll have a rolled up copy of the Radio Times strapped to my head if it'll help you recognise me.
I've also got a small freckle behind my left ear, in case there's someone else with a brown statue under their arm.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ January 15 2010, 2:58 PM GMTErm, erm, *panics* you know, that place, the one with all the lights and the people and...and...erm...
Ah, man, I've blown it, haven't I.
Was it the thought of going where people might be?
Quote: Rob H @ January 15 2010, 3:06 PM GMTI've also got a small freckle behind my left ear, in case there's someone else with a brown statue under their arm.
I'll also be wearing stilletoes, knee pads, a Ramones t-shirt and I'll be covered heat to toe in dog-shit. If you still can't recognise me just ring the old mobile.
Quote: EllieJP @ January 15 2010, 3:11 PM GMTWas it the thought of going where people might be?
Yes....the.....p.p.ppppeople...all the nasty men and ladies, with their opinions and saying things and expecting me to say things back. Too much pressure.
Quote: john lucas 101 @ January 15 2010, 3:13 PM GMTI'll also be wearing stilletoes, knee pads, a Ramones t-shirt and I'll be covered heat to toe in dog-shit. If you still can't recognise me just ring the old mobile.
What issue of the Radio Times is it? Just in case.