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Quote: john lucas 101 @ January 15 2010, 10:26 AM GMT

Are you an ex-con, a footballer or just a general goddam pre-vert?

A footballer manque.

Quote: chipolata @ January 15 2010, 10:26 AM GMT

You shower with the children you teach??? That's one progressive school! :O

Who mentioned the children!? You, that's who. You're obssessed, man.

Quote: Rob H @ January 15 2010, 10:42 AM GMT

A footballer manque.

Who mentioned the children!? You, that's who. You're obssessed, man.

I enjoyed watching this post form. First John's quote. Then my quote. Then Rob H's riposte! It was like witnessing a birth! And on that bombshell, I'm out of here for a bit! Wave

Quote: Rob H @ January 15 2010, 10:42 AM GMT

A footballer manque.

Thank you for adding that to my failing vocabulary! Manque manque manque.

Quote: chipolata @ January 15 2010, 10:46 AM GMT

I enjoyed watching this post form. First John's quote. Then my quote. Then Rob H's riposte! It was like witnessing a birth! And on that bombshell, I'm out of here for a bit! Wave

Wave

*Rob, we can talk about him now, without his knowledge.*

Quote: john lucas 101 @ January 15 2010, 10:48 AM GMT

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*Rob, we can talk about him now, without his knowledge.*

He's not worth it John. :)

Plis gotta go myslef now. :( Pesky kids...

I'm chuffed that my 6 year old has voluntarily decided to donate money from her piggy bank to the Haiti relief fund after seeing it on the news.

Awww wow! That's really great.

She doesn't know her piggy bank is empty after I raided it to buy some shoes.

Not really. :)

Laughing out loud

Quote: Dolly Dagger @ January 15 2010, 11:32 AM GMT

I'm chuffed that my 6 year old has voluntarily decided to donate money from her piggy bank to the Haiti relief fund after seeing it on the news.

It won't be enough I'm afraid unless your daughter is very rich indeed. And she'll never make an investment banker that's for sure. If she were she'd have been investing in two man tents instead of considering the human tragedy. She must be a great disappointment to you :)

Quote: roscoff @ January 15 2010, 11:47 AM GMT

It won't be enough I'm afraid unless your daughter is very rich indeed. And she'll never make an investment banker that's for sure. If she were she'd have been investing in two man tents instead of considering the human tragedy. She must be a great disappointment to you :)

Well I blame the teachers. She made a bracelet for me that said "MUMIY" the other day - but was taught at school about Boris Johnson. :O :D

It really annoys me... the lack of spelling tort in skuls.

Quote: EllieJP @ January 15 2010, 12:30 PM GMT

It really annoys me the lack of spelling tort in skuls.

:D

But she did make me a bracelet saying 'FUCKER' when she was three.

Haha! That's ace.

I told me mum at 3 years old that I had to "get these f**king shoes off". She didn't know what to do... laugh or cry.

Quote: john lucas 101 @ January 15 2010, 10:48 AM GMT

*Rob, we can talk about him now, without his knowledge.*

I thought my cochlea was burning earlier!

Quote: chipolata @ January 15 2010, 1:19 PM GMT

I thought my cochlea was burning earlier!

Yeah, but it never 'appened. That burning was completely unrelated.

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