Quote: chipolata @ January 14 2010, 9:29 PM GMTMeh! I've seen it before. I just always forget how tiny it is.
Was it a Chipolata?
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Quote: Rob H @ January 14 2010, 10:53 PM GMTMeh, teeth aren't all that wise. The only questions my teeth are any good at answering relate to dogs. Well, I say teeth, I'm obviously referring to my canines.
It is bloody small. I've only ever seen the film at the cinema, and it was small then. Mind you, maybe he's a grower, not a shower?
I've never heard that phrase! Is it one you've patented out of necessity?
Quote: zooo @ January 14 2010, 10:36 PM GMTYou shall come back with less wisdom.
Oh no!!!! I don't have any anyway!
Quote: chipolata @ January 14 2010, 10:27 PM GMTIt is indeed Shallow Grave. I forgot what a great film it is. And what happened to Ewen McGreggor? Has he made a decent film since Trainspotting?
Moulin Rouge was pretty tip top.
You might not rate them, but the latest Star Wars films very pretty succesful.
'The Men Who Stare At Goats' was Ok, though that was mainly down to George Clooney.
He was in 'Little Voice' as well, I remember enjoying that. 'Velvet Goldmine' and 'A Life Less Ordinary', too. It feels like he should have been in more really great films though, hasn't really lived up to that early expectation. Maybe he's not great at picking projects . . ?
Quote: Matthew Stott @ January 15 2010, 9:22 AM GMTMoulin Rouge was pretty tip top.
Oh yeah, that was great...IF YOU'RE A BIG GAY!!
Actually it is great.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ January 15 2010, 9:22 AM GMTMoulin Rouge was pretty tip top.
Bloody awful film on so many levels...
Quote: chipolata @ January 15 2010, 9:37 AM GMTActually it is great.
Shocking. 
Quote: Tim Walker @ January 15 2010, 9:41 AM GMTBloody awful film on so many levels...
You have no soul! 
Quote: Matthew Stott @ January 15 2010, 9:32 AM GMTHe was in 'Little Voice' as well, I remember enjoying that. 'Velvet Goldmine' and 'A Life Less Ordinary', too.
All three terrible films. 
Quote: Tim Walker @ January 15 2010, 9:42 AM GMTAll three terrible films.
I'll make sure I come to you before forming an opinion on a film again. 
Quote: Matthew Stott @ January 15 2010, 9:41 AM GMTYou have no soul!
Oh, get back to your pilates routine, or whatever it is you do to stave off death, Stotty.
Quote: Matthew Stott @ January 15 2010, 9:43 AM GMTI'll make sure I come to you before forming an opinion on a film again.
Do.
I could write you a capsule review of how awful each of those films is and why, but I can't be arsed and it would be pearls before swine. Besides I have more important things to do, like write another long, boring post on The Persuasionists. 
EDIT: Apologies, Matthew, I'm in an odd mood this morning. This often happens when I'm going to Taunton for the day. 
Quote: chipolata @ January 14 2010, 11:00 PM GMTI've never heard that phrase! Is it one you've patented out of necessity?
A man who uses communal showers needs a ready quip to stave off the stares.
Quote: Rob H @ January 15 2010, 10:24 AM GMTA man who uses communal showers needs a ready quip to stave off the stares.
Are you an ex-con, a footballer or just a general goddam pre-vert?
Quote: Rob H @ January 15 2010, 10:24 AM GMTA man who uses communal showers needs a ready quip to stave off the stares.
You shower with the children you teach??? That's one progressive school!