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yea...fags hahaha

Quote: bushbaby @ January 13 2010, 6:16 PM GMT

yea...fags hahaha

The term 'fag' (for homosexual men) is frowned upon nowadays.

true, I'm coming back as a gay man, they have a fab life and just paaaaaaarty, no kids, no responsibility....heaven

Quote: Morrace @ January 13 2010, 9:25 PM GMT

The term 'fag' (for homosexual men) is frowned upon nowadays.

Yeah bummers hate that term.

Quote: bushbaby @ January 13 2010, 9:34 PM GMT

....heaven

Only on a Thursday, Friday and Saturday. The rest of the week they have to make do with the Admiral Duncan...

That's gone above my head KJ

Quote: bushbaby @ January 14 2010, 1:16 PM GMT

That's gone above my head KJ

What... with that beehive?

Quote: KJSmyling @ January 14 2010, 9:15 AM GMT

The rest of the week they have to make do with the Admiral Duncan...

I've never had an Admiral Duncan before, sounds kinky.

Back to ciggies, as has been pointed out, I left out my own brand -

Marlboro Reds - for people who used to smoke lots of Marlboro Lights, who then lost their jobs and had to cut down on the number of cigarettes smoked a day due to financial circumstances.

Did you know that out of a £6 packet of smokes, £4.50 of that is tax. No wonder everyone's getting their baccy from abroad. It's good for the UK Government, because they can show that cigarette smoking is down based on sales figures. It sucks for our NHS though, all that tax money is going to foreign governments.

Over the last 14 years where I have smoked on and off (but mainly on :() I have gone form B+H gold to Embassy or Regal, back to B=H gold but for the last year I have been smoking B+H silver. Which is an improvement of sorts, no? *crosses fingers*

SOmewhere in all that are three years of non-smoking in total. I'm such a loser. :(

Is there a new Channel 5 show "The Renegade Carpark Conspiracies?"

This week are unhealthy lunch boxes a Zionist plot to leave our kids helpless before athletic paedos?

Gordon Brown killed Archie off EastEnders so he could claim a second mortgage for the Queen Vic.

Socialism doesn't work.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 14 2010, 10:34 PM GMT

I've never had an Admiral Duncan before, sounds kinky.

Back to ciggies, as has been pointed out, I left out my own brand -

Marlboro Reds - for people who used to smoke lots of Marlboro Lights, who then lost their jobs and had to cut down on the number of cigarettes smoked a day due to financial circumstances.

Have you ever considered becoming a foreigner and working in a country where booze, smokes and accommodation are dirt cheap?

Quote: Kenneth @ January 15 2010, 12:19 AM GMT

Have you ever considered becoming a foreigner and working in a country where booze, smokes and accommodation are dirt cheap?

Yes, most certainly. Once I've got the financial wherewithall, I'm buggering off to Florida to smoke, drink, drive off roaders, shoot guns and go fishing on my cabin cruiser - got to get away from emasculated Britain, it's making my balls shrink.

Quote: sootyj @ January 14 2010, 10:38 PM GMT

Is there a new Channel 5 show "The Renegade Carpark Conspiracies?"

This week are unhealthy lunch boxes a Zionist plot to leave our kids helpless before athletic paedos?

Fat kids is a bit of paedo double edged sword, on the plus side, they get little chubby breasts and a slammin' booty but on the downside, fat girls have their periods earlier. So it's swings and roundabouts - ironically, the only place you won't find fat kids.

The only Zionist conspiracy I adhere to is the American Dental Association. After WW2 lots of Jews fled to America, a lot of them became dentists and in order to make loads of money, they convinced the Yanks that having white teeth was more important then any other health consideration.

I lived in America and my dentist was called Doctor Finklestein and you can't get more kike-y then that.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 15 2010, 1:24 AM GMT

Yes, most certainly. Once I've got the financial wherewithall, I'm buggering off to Florida to smoke, drink, drive off roaders, shoot guns and go fishing on my cabin cruiser

Let me know when you're there and I'll join you. But only in the winter, because I've had enough Florida summers after living there for 30 years.

Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 15 2010, 1:24 AM GMT

The only Zionist conspiracy I adhere to is the American Dental Association. After WW2 lots of Jews fled to America, a lot of them became dentists and in order to make loads of money, they convinced the Yanks that having white teeth was more important then any other health consideration.

In fairness the Nazis had been pinching their teeth for years.

Quote: DaButt @ January 15 2010, 2:07 AM GMT

Let me know when you're there and I'll join you. But only in the winter, because I've had enough Florida summers after living there for 30 years.

I will definitely let you know when I'm heading over DaButt, I'm looking to settle in Tampa as I have friends there.

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