Quote: Steve Sunshine @ January 14 2010, 11:33 PM GMTThat could be a menopause at a Take That Concert.
but not a third . It's not that good. 
You know you have gone to Hell when... Page 2
When you wake up and Kanye West has switched brains with you.
It's bad enough when everyone in the entire world thinks you're a twat but when your own President, the first black American President, one of your own people calls you a twat as well, is there really any coming back from that?
You're getting really hot and screaming because you're being bummed by Jack The Ripper
.sdrawkcab si gnihtyreve nehw lleH ot enog evah uoy wonk uoY
You suddenly think 'My God! We're only three months into a five year Cameron government!'
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 14 2010, 11:40 PM GMTWhen you wake up and Kanye West has switched brains with you.
when your own President, the first black American President, one of your own people
Sorry Renegade Carpark, nowt to do with you, but this really annoys me. He is not the first black president, he's mixed race. Ergo, of white and black descent.Therefore, he's the first mixed race president, or if one belabours the point, the first non-white president. In this example anyway. It's like proclaiming a hermaphrodite the first female Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, and that couldn't possibly happen, could it? 
John Lesley writes your obituary.
Quote: Rob H @ January 14 2010, 11:47 PM GMTSorry Renegade Carpark, nowt to do with you, but this really annoys me. He is not the first black president, he's mixed race. Ergo, as much white as he is black.Therefore, he's the first mixed race president, or if one belabours the oint, the first non-white president. In this example anyway. It's like proclaiming a hermaphrodite the first female Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, and that couldn't possibly happen, could it?
He's black, You know how I know? If he cut you up in his car on the way to work, you wouldn't lean out the window screaming 'You mixed race bastard!'
Not that any of us would, as we're all racially tolerant. But I think you get my point.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 14 2010, 11:49 PM GMTHe's black, You know how I know? If he cut you up in his car on the way to work, you wouldn't lean out the window screaming 'You mixed race bastard!'
Not that any of us would, as we're all racially tolerant. But I think you get my point.
Hmmmm. I think the masses of Secret Service around him would lead me to shout out, 'sorry sir. Please, can I have another?'
But he's not black.
(and actually I wouldn't shout out anything about anyone's race if such an incident occurred. Those ethnics are waaaaayyyyyy too excitable..)
Quote: Rob H @ January 14 2010, 11:55 PM GMT(and actually I wouldn't shout out anything about anyone's race if such an incident occurred. Those ethnics are waaaaayyyyyy too excitable..)
If we extended your mix race logic, then there are no 'black' people in either America or the Carribean, they're all mixed race to some degree. Honky slave owners were partial to a bit of 'chocolate love' and diluted the transported African race to a large degree.
However, being black is a cultural as well as physical state of being. Bob Marley's dad was a white English colonel but to suggest he isn't a black music legend would be sacriledge.
In case you are in any doubt, why not fly over to the 'black' areas of Detroit, New York and L.A. and proclaim loudly through a PA system that Obama isn't black. I'm sure no one would disagree with you.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 14 2010, 11:40 PM GMTIt's bad enough when everyone in the entire world thinks you're a twat but when your own President, the first black American President, one of your own people calls you a twat as well, is there really any coming back from that?
Half the US seem to think Barrack Obama is a twat. So not so bad as long as Kanye doesn't mind doing Britney songs to audiences of white fascists.
You wake up tied to a bed and Roscoff is singing "The Bear neccesities..."
Like you're the neccesity.
Quote: Renegade Carpark @ January 14 2010, 11:49 PM GMTHe's black, You know how I know? If he cut you up in his car on the way to work, you wouldn't lean out the window screaming 'You mixed race bastard!'
Well you wouldn't would you? He might shoot you.
There's no cake. At all.
Gordon Brown is the Prime Minister. 
(((((((