you are forced to watch the entire BBC Three output on a loop!
You know you have gone to Hell when...
You can only hear the Radio One playlist.
The magistrate sentences you to attend a Frank Skinner performance.
When you're showering with Hitler, Saddam and Bob Monkhouse.
Quote: Scottidog @ January 14 2010, 10:34 PM GMTWhen you're showering with Hitler, Saddam and Bob Monkhouse.
And it's your turn to pick up the soap.
And Hitler owns the showers.
Actually I think Sadam would probably be quite fun.
Quote: sootyj @ January 14 2010, 11:06 PM GMTAnd it's your turn to pick up the soap.
And Hitler owns the showers.
Actually I think Sadam would probably be quite fun.
Jonty from Big Brother picks you up at the gate and takes you on a Dr Who walk.
Gordon Brown's packed your lunchbox.
The last thing you remember was exploding your yfronts.
You're in bed with a naked and smiling Jeremy Clarkson and someone shoved Richard Hammond up your arse.
When you're golden showering with Hitler, Saddam and Bob Monkhouse.
Quote: scratchyr @ January 14 2010, 11:13 PM GMTWhen you're golden showering with Hitler, Saddam and Bob Monkhouse.
and they've been eating asparagus and washing it down with berocca(?)
...it's week 349,904 of the Big Brother House.
You get spitroasted by Jordan and Harvey whilst Peter Andre sings Mysterious Girl in Welsh.
You win the Labour power struggle.
When you wake up covered in false tan and Dale Winton is singing 'Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens' in your bathroom.
Stephen Baldwins there saying "I told you so"
Myleene Klass pops up on your favourite show
It's really hot and you can hear screaming.
Quote: scratchyr @ January 14 2010, 11:30 PM GMTIt's really hot and you can hear screaming.
That could be a menopause at a Take That Concert.
