Tam-S
Friday 15th January 2010 2:33pm [Edited]
Glasgow
56 posts
Chapeau all BCGers who got in, - always next week for others (soldier on Elise) - I'll try Daz or Persil 12 pt instead of Arial.
My hit-the-posters:
•Well, I support Iris Robinson, in fact, I think the Stormont Assembly should change our motto from "Ulster Says No" to "Iris says yes, Yes, YEs, YEEESSSSS!"
•Iris Robinson has put her marital problems behind her with a round of golf with her life-coach, Tiger Woods.
•George Galloway was deported from Egypt this week and will now spend 3-months in quarantine at an RSPCA Cat Home.
•Iris Robinson has received a letter of support from the PSNI – the Please Say No Iris campaign.
•The de-commissioning process in Northern Ireland stalled this week after police uncovered Iris Robinson as a sex bomb.
•The BBC is sad to announce the demise of serviceman Private Jonathan Woss of the Woyal Wegiment of Wight Entertainment. Private Woss lost his fight for survival during an engagement with the enemy in, what the BBC is describing as, a Shepherds Ambush. Private Woss had 13-years active service in Gazza and the West and South Banks during which a bad face injury resulted in a large red nose. His demise followed an encounter with an unexpected bombshell weighing in at approximately 18 million pounds. His translator was also killed-off during the engagement. A spokesman for the wegiment, Sir Alan "Jock" Yentob DFC, OBE, BBC, said that Private Woss was a popular member of the team who had the spittle for the battle, was a master of the talibanter and was always up for the offensive – a real tonic for the twoops. His family have been informed.
•What do I think of another failed attempt to oust Brown? – well, Geoff Hoon's Doomed and Patricia Hewitt Blewitt.
•I think the main difference between the parties is that Labour will actually cut the deficit while David Cameron will just airbrush it.
•Well, I believe that Peter Robinson must be replaced by another tough orange man - like Anne Robinson.
•Yes, its true that the UK government paid Al-Qaeda £2 million to carry out military operations in Pakistan but no cash was exchanged – only 10 boiler replacement vouchers and 3 kg of salt.
•I think its tremendous - a new urine test for dangerous snorers and sleepwalkers. All you have to do is follow the trail of yellow snow.
•UK Medical advice for dangerous sleepwalkers is to call a somnambulance.
•Its nonsense to suggest that the plot to oust Brown was hatched in the Gandhi Indian restaurant, that's just a turban myth.
•For me, news that Neanderthals wore make-up 50,000 years ago is without foundation.