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Urban Dictionary - Chipolata:
Chipolata is the word used to name small sausages.
Therefore it can be used to describe a guy with a small, little, tiny, short dick, or you could call him a small, little, tiny, short dick. Or it can just be used in any sentence instead of 'small, little, tiny dick!' HAHA
'He's such a chipolata'
'He had the smallest chipolata I've ever seen!'
'Shut-up chipolata!'
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Chipolata&defid=2542726
Hey, let's stay on topic.
Quote: chipolata @ January 14 2010, 3:22 PM GMTHey, let's stay on topic.
Don't make me start a thread called 'Guess Chipolata's real name'. Wouldn't like that, would you Gordon?
Quote: Rob H @ January 14 2010, 3:40 PM GMTDon't make me start a thread called 'Guess Chipolata's real name'. Wouldn't like that, would you Gordon?
I know what it isssssss! 
I say it in my dreams! 
Mercutio?
Keep dry & keep away from children.
I got it from a Box of Matches.
Never ever, bloody anything, ever!
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ January 14 2010, 4:43 PM GMTKeep dry & keep away from children.
I got it from a Box of Matches.
The perfect advice for a Gary Glitter Gremlin.
Quote: chipolata @ January 14 2010, 3:03 PM GMTShe did always have a go at me about my sarcasm. "It's not nice, Chipolata. Why do you do it?" she would say. Except she used my actual name.
You need to meet someone who thinks it's very funny.
Quote: scratchyr @ January 14 2010, 2:39 PM GMTYou can't jump in the same river twice.
Read it in a Stephen Fry book (Paperweight I think) and kinda liked it.
I hope he was quoting Heraclitus.
Quote: Kenneth @ January 15 2010, 12:26 AM GMTI hope he was quoting Heraclitus.
I would think so. It was from an article about going back to his old school.
It was a quote of his old teacher quoting Heraclitus. I quoted Stephen Fry quoting his teacher quoting Heraclitus. Now that's triple quotin'.
Quote: Steve Sunshine @ January 14 2010, 4:43 PM GMTKeep dry & keep away from children.
I got it from a Box of Matches.
Sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is long, and in the end it's only with yourself.
It will pass.
"If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all..." That's very much the Chipolata way of life. Always has been, always will be.
Quote: Oldrocker @ January 15 2010, 12:51 AM GMTIt will pass.
Perfect advice for those with a kidney stone.